Hipster Jokes

Funniest Hipster Short Jokes

Short hipster jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hipster humour may include short hoot jokes also.

1. I called two girls hipsters and got slapped. Apparently the correct term is "conjoined twins".
2. Authorities close investigation on the group of hipsters found dead in a pond last week. Turns out they were ice skating before it was cool.
3. Why do hipsters always burn their mouths eating pizza? They got into it before it was cool.
4. Why did the hipster burn his mouth while drinking coffee? Because he drank it before it was cool
5. I saw a hipster walking outside in the cold. He didn't have a jacket on, so I asked him why.
   He said he was outside before it was cool.
6. How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.
7. How do you get a hipster to take a shower? Give them a leaky showerhead.
   You know, so they can avoid the main stream.
8. What did the hipster say about the Chilean miners? I liked them so much better when they were underground.
9. Why did the hipster get burned when he drank his coffee? The barista make a joke about sleeping with his mother.
10. If a hipster falls on the forest, does it make a sound? Yes...but you've probably never heard it before.

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Hipster One Liners

Which hipster one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hipster? I can suggest the ones about phony and avatar.

1. Why is the hipster sweating? Because he wore a scarf before it was cool.
2. Why did the hipster fall into the lake? He went ice skating before it was cool.
3. What's the worst thing to say to a hipster? You remind me of someone
4. How did the Hawaiian hipster die? He walked on lava before it was cool.
5. Why do hipsters love Raiders of the Lost Ark? Because it's the first Indy movie.
6. What's a hipster's favorite kind of cigarette? Yours.
7. Why do hipsters hate ice skating? They could never do it before it was cool
8. Why did the hipster refuse to undergo surgery? The anesthesia wasn't local.
9. Why don't hipsters like rivers? Too mainstream
10. Why did the hipsters die of dehydration? They stayed away from the mainstream.
11. Why did the creepy hipster get arrested? because he was following people before instagram
12. How heavy is a hipster? One thousand instagrams
13. Where do Muslim hipsters shop for clothes? Turban Outfitters!
14. Why did the hipster die in Pripyat? He went into reactor 4 before it was cool
15. How do you create a hipster? Give a homeless guy an iPhone.

You Are So Hipster Jokes

Here is a list of funny you are so hipster jokes and even better you are so hipster puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The two girls I met at a party were quite upset when I called them hipsters. Apparently, the correct term is 'conjoined twins'.
• Why are monsters hipsters? Because they've been coming out of the closet since before it was cool.
• Why are hipsters such great assassins? Because they hide the bodies in places no one has ever heard of.
• My friend told me he thought I was a hipster. I told him I thought I was a hipster way before he did.
• The latest hipster music craze plays songs at a frequency of 50000 Hz. You probably never heard of it.
• Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer? He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.
• Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River? They're two Maine streams.
• Why are so many hipsters sweaty? They put on their winter coats before it's cool.
• I got punched in the face by a hipster today... I yelled "Bro, that's not cool!"
  He replied, "not yet".
• Why do hipsters only use the microwave? Because they don't like conventional ovens.

Hipster Coffee Jokes

Here is a list of funny hipster coffee jokes and even better hipster coffee puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A hipster coffee shop would be a terrible idea. Everyone would burn their tongues because they would drink the coffee before it was cool.
• To be a hipster is to live in constant suffering You spend all your time in coffee shops, but you always have to drink your coffee before it's cool.
• Why did the coffee burn the hipster? Because it was hot.
• Why are hipsters' lips always burnt? Because they drink their coffee before it was cool.
• Two hipsters walk into a bar Haha that's the punchline, it's actually a coffee shop.
• Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly? They want to finish before it's cool.

Hipster Beard Jokes

Here is a list of funny hipster beard jokes and even better hipster beard puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why did the hipster shave off his beard? To keep cool during the summer…
• Kind of surprised hipsters haven't started tying their beard's in man buns yet.

Hilarious Hipster Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What funny jokes about hipster you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean irate jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hipster pranks.