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...so that's just being hippocritical...
Which means the bicycle is your only chance of beating a hippo in a triathlon.
A hippos really heavy, and a Zippos a little lighter.
A hippocampus
Best game of hungry hippos I've ever seen
Because they're very good at it.
This is called finding the hippotenuse.
Because they're so good at it
Hippocracy.
The hippocampus
Apparently "real" hippos don't eat marbles
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He's not able to do much but he beats me at every game of Hungry Hungry Hippos
Why are people so hippo-critical?
The Hippocampus!
Hombre Hombre Hippos
Go to a weight watchers meeting and roll Maltesers down the middle of their meeting circle.
Hippo-critical.
Because hippos can't climb trees.
2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.
At the hippocampus.
Why do you never see Hippos hiding up in trees??
Because they are so darn good at it.
No one has ever seen a hippo kill a shark.
Because they are a well-rounded diet.
Sadly, it often contradicted itself
Where do alcoholic hippos go for help?
Hipponymous...
My jokes aim toward to lowest funny bone.
The hippocampus.
It's impossible to reduce weight by eating grass and walking.
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