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A lickalottapuss.
Two African doctors were in an intense debate. The first said "It's wooooooooooooooommmbbbbb". The second said "no, it's woooooooooooooooommmbbaaaa." A British doctor overhears them and decides to help: "I think the word you are looking for is 'womb.'"
They both turn to him and say "Clearly, you've never heard a hippopotamus fart underwater!"
2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.
To the hippocampus!
He hippo-tized him!
A hit-the-spotimus.
To me the whole thing seems so hippocritical.
A Lame-o
He stand's up and says:
-hip, hip
And then everyone on the wedding party said with their glasses raised:
-HURRAY
The stutterer, tried again, but louder
-HIP!! HIP!!
Everyone raised their glasses again and shouted out of their lungs!
-HUURRAAAAY!!!!!
The stutterer, again, yelled with both arms raised!!
-HIIPPPP !! HIPPP!!!
Everyone on the party became one, all the happiness expressed with one single shout!
-HURRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!
But then, everyone was killed by a herd of ~~hippopotamus~~ Hippopotamuses
...the elephant said to the hippo, 'Please pass the soap.' The hippo replied, 'No soap, radio.'
Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?
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Hippopot oh my
Cos
A hippo-crip.
A hiphopotamus
Stop being so hyppo-critical.
A hippo-campus
Cos
Because it would be hippo-critical.
The first squirrel was sitting on a rabbit hide and weighed one pound. The second squirrel was sitting on a wolf hide and weighed two pounds. And the third squirrel was sitting on a hippopotamus hide and weighed three pounds. This proves that the squirrel on the hippopotamus is equal to the sum of the squirrels on the other two hides.
The hyper-hypo hippo.
*Because they're really good at it.*
Teacher: Name an animal that lives in water?
Kelvin: Hippopotamus
Teacher: Amos, you're next
Amos: Hippopokelvin
Teacher: Whats that?
Amos: Kelvin started it 😒😒😒
Hippo-critic.
(Lol this sucks but I just thought of it)
I don't know what to say, the song "I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas..." makes me wanna cry hippo cruelty, why only the poor hippo, why? why?
When she volunteered to clean the cages at the zoo, people would walk by and say, "Look at that hippopotamus."
A homopotamus.
It's as if they lived in de Nile
Because hips don't lie.
A hippo-crit.
He went to the Hippocampus.
Haikus are simple
But sometimes, they won't make sense
Hippopotamus
A hipponotamoose.
A Hippopotamus can outrun you on land, and swim faster than you in the water - so the bicycle is your only chance to beat him in a triathlon.
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