Hippop Jokes
7 hippop jokes and hilarious hippop puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hippop that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Comical Hippop Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
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What kid of music do old people listen to?
Hip-Pop
Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus?
Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?
I have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
It's a fear of long words.
Hippopotamuses are seemingly unconcerned about the effects of climate change on their habitat
It's as if they lived in de Nile
What did the hippopotamus say to the alligator, who kept picking on her without examining his own actions?
Stop being so hyppo-critical.
What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?
Hip-pop.
WHY DID THE HIPPOPOTAMUS NEED HIS VENTILIN?
BECAUSE HE WAS HIPPOVENTILATING!
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