The Best 10 Hippocritical Jokes
Following is our collection of funniest Hippocritical jokes. There are some hippocritical animal jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hippocritical walmart puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Funny Hippocritical Jokes and Puns
Humans are scared of hippos because they're violent and responsible for hundreds of deaths per year, when in reality, people kill way more people per year...
...so that's just being hippocritical...
Why didn't the elephant make a fat joke about the hippopotamus
Because it would be hippo-critical.
I was really tempted to say mean things about an obese animal
But I decided not to because that would be hippo-critical.
People want to help hippos and conserve them, while others dislike hippos for attacking humans.
Why are people so hippo-critical?
What do you call a fat person who judges hippos?
Hippo-critical.
So, a friend of mine claims to be really body-positive, but...
...I saw him comment on a picture of a fat woman in Wal-Mart comparing her to a pachyderm. I told him to stop being so hippo-critical.
My friend always says how he loves hippopotamuses, but he just made fun of a herd of them....
Why is he so hippocritical?
African conservationists call for the ban on hunting hippopotamus to be lifted, citing environmental concerns.
To me the whole thing seems so hippocritical.
A hippo starts yelling at a man.
So this hippo was yelling at a man because the man was smoking. The hippo is actually a smoker himself though and because of his bad habit his lungs fail and he has to go to the ICU.
The whole situation was very hippo-critical.
I hate fat people that make fun of hippopotamuses
They're hippo-critical
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the hippocritical hippos jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working hippocritical woman piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.