Hippocritical Jokes
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Humans are scared of hippos because they're violent and responsible for hundreds of deaths per year, when in reality, people kill way more people per year...
...so that's just being hippocritical...
What did the hippo say when another called it fat?
*"That's very hippocritical of you."*
Why didn't the elephant make a fat joke about the hippopotamus
Because it would be hippo-critical.
I was really tempted to say mean things about an obese animal
But I decided not to because that would be hippo-critical.
My doctor smokes a pack-a-day, but he had the nerve to tell me I have to stop smoking.
I guess he took the hippocritic oath when he became a doctor.
What do you call a hippo who says something and does the complete opposite?
A hippocrite
What Animal Doesn't Take Their Own Advice?
A hippocrite.
What do you call a PETA member that shoots a hippopotamus in the head?
A hippo-crit.
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What do you call a ironic judgmental hippopotamus?
Hippo-critic.
(Lol this s**... but I just thought of it)

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