Hiphop Jokes

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Funniest Hiphop Short Jokes

Short hiphop jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hiphop humour may include short reggae jokes also.

1. Did you hear the weather forecast for the hiphop festival? ...They're calling for a Lil Wayne
2. My girlfriend hates it when I tap the brakes to make the car bounce when I listen to hiphop. But when I think about it, she never did like brakedancing.
3. The other day a girl asked me if I like b**... or thighs. I told her I prefer bubble butts and a trimmed p**... with thin lips... So I got kicked out of KFC.
4. You can say what you want about the open-mic hip-hop audience. But, they really don't deserve the bad rap.
5. Did Queen release a Hip-Hop album in the 70s? Becauase I keep hearing of a Bohemian Rap-CD
6. After his crop failed, why did Dwight Schrute (The Office) decide to try a career in hip-hop music? Because he had a ton of sick beets.
7. What's black and blue and usually disliked in the hip-hop community? A white dude wearing a gold chain
8. Did hear about the new Jewish hiphop artist? His name is 50% Off and his new hit single is In Da Shul.
9. If a dishwasher breaks into a successful hiphop career... does that make them a rapscullion?
10. What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack? Naughty by Nature

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Hiphop One Liners

Which hiphop one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hiphop? I can suggest the ones about rap and band.

1. What do you call a one legged rapper? A Hip-Hop artist
2. What do Beethoven and the hiphop artist Lil'Jon have in common? What?!
3. What do you call an onion that wants to get into hiphop? Rapscallion
4. What do you call Jay-Z having a leg transplant? A hip-hop hip op.
5. Who was Lenin's favorite hip-hop artist? MC Hammer & Sickle
6. What do you call a communist hip-hop musician? MC Hammer and Sickle.
7. What Type Of Music Do Rabbits Like ? Hip-hop.
8. What do you call it when a frog jumps off somebody's waist? Performing hip-hop
9. What kind of music do brewers listen to? They listen to Hip-Hops!
10. Someone said that the current hip-hop genre is dead. I say it's cool though.
    No biggie.
11. What is Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music? Hip-hop, of course!
12. Start a mathematical hip-hop duo called "E" Because E equals MC^2
13. Have you heard about the new hiphop genre from Mexico? Its called gangstawrap
14. How does a 80s hip-hop fan play their music? They Run-VLC.
15. What do you call someone that does not like hip-hop? Nacho ni&&@

Giggle-Inducing Hiphop Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

What funny jokes about hiphop you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dancer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hiphop pranks.