The Best 19 Hiphop Jokes

Following is our collection of Hiphop jokes which are very funny. There are some hiphop shizzle jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hiphop blair puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Hiphop Jokes and Puns

Did you hear the weather forecast for the hiphop festival?

...They're calling for a Lil Wayne

My girlfriend hates it when I tap the brakes to make the car bounce when I listen to hiphop.

But when I think about it, she never did like brakedancing.

"Who was the Windows programmer's favorite hip-hop group?"


(I came up with this one at work after repeatedly opening the command prompt. Not sure if it's been said before, but I hope you enjoy!)

Hiphop joke, "Who was the Windows programmer's favorite hip-hop group?"

What do you call a one legged rapper?

A Hip-Hop artist

Did Queen release a Hip-Hop album in the 70s?

Becauase I keep hearing of a Bohemian Rap-CD

What do Beethoven and the hiphop artist Lil'Jon have in common?


What do you call an onion that wants to get into hiphop?


Hiphop joke, What do you call an onion that wants to get into hiphop?

What do you call Jay-Z having a leg transplant?

A hip-hop hip op.

Who was Lenin's favorite hip-hop artist?

MC Hammer & Sickle

What do you call a communist hip-hop musician?

MC Hammer and Sickle.

What's black and blue and usually disliked in the hip-hop community?

A white dude wearing a gold chain

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What Type Of Music Do Rabbits Like ?


What do you call it when a frog jumps off somebody's waist?

Performing hip-hop

Someone said that the current hip-hop genre is dead.

I say it's cool though.

No biggie.

What is Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music?

Hip-hop, of course!

Did hear about the new Jewish hiphop artist?

His name is 50% Off and his new hit single is In Da Shul.

Hiphop joke, Did hear about the new Jewish hiphop artist?

If a dishwasher breaks into a successful hiphop career...

does that make them a rapscullion?

Start a mathematical hip-hop duo called "E"

Because E equals MC^2

What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack?

Naughty by Nature

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the hiphop homie jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working hiphop reggae piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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