Hip Replacement Jokes

Funniest Hip Replacement Short Jokes

Short hip replacement jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hip replacement humour may include short hips jokes also.

1. I just had hip replacement surgery It's a really new procedure; you've probably never heard of it.
2. My grandma just walked into my room with a young barista wearing thick rimmed glasses. I said, Who is that?
   Grandma: That's my hip replacement.
3. My grandpa just walked into the room with a young man wearing skinny jeans and a beard. I said, Who is this, grandpa?
   Grandpa: He's my hip replacement.
4. Who's the coolest guy at the hospital? - The Ultra Sound guy
   *Bonus*
   Who covers for him when he isn't there?
   - The Hip Replacement guy
5. Who's the coolest guy at the hospital? The ultra sound guy.
   Who's the coolest guy when he's not around?
   The hip replacement guy.
6. Medical question? My dad said he is going in for a hip replacement........is he having surgery or am I getting a cool new dad?
7. In 1973, the Six Million Dollar Man consisted of a bionic man with super powers... In 2016, the Six Million Dollar Man consists of two hip replacements.
8. What do you call the nicest doctor in the hospital? The ultra sound guy...
   Who covers him when he's not available?....
   The hip replacement guy
9. My grandma got a hip replacement My new grandma is a 24 year old barista and an aspiring artist.
10. A bar which does hip replacement operations recently opened near to me, Critics are saying its the new hip place to be.

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Hip Replacement One Liners

Which hip replacement one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hip replacement? I can suggest the ones about heart transplant and new knees.

1. Who's the coolest man in the hospital? The hip replacement guy.
2. How do old people become cool again? Hip replacements!
3. Who takes over when the Ultrasound man is on leave? The Hip Replacement Guy.
4. I'm so hip... ...that I have two of them and some day will need them replaced!
5. What do you call a hipster who is 80 years old? Someone with a lot of hip replacements
6. Just got my new Popotamus today! I'm on the waiting list for a Hip replacement now.

Silly & Ridiculous Hip Replacement Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What funny jokes about hip replacement you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean back surgery jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hip replacement pranks.