Hip Hop Jokes
77 hip hop jokes and hilarious hip hop puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hip hop that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short hip hop jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hip hop humour may include short hippy jokes also.
- The other day a girl asked me if I like b**... or thighs. I told her I prefer bubble butts and a trimmed p**... with thin lips... So I got kicked out of KFC.
- Oh man, I just heard my favorite Rock Star was in an accident and lost his entire left leg! At least he isn't retiring from music though, just switching to Hip Hop.
- You can say what you want about the open-mic hip-hop audience. But, they really don't deserve the bad rap.
- Did Queen release a Hip-Hop album in the 70s? Becauase I keep hearing of a Bohemian Rap-CD
- After his crop failed, why did Dwight Schrute (The Office) decide to try a career in hip-hop music? Because he had a ton of sick beets.
- What's black and blue and usually disliked in the hip-hop community? A white dude wearing a gold chain
- Sometimes late at night in bed, I wonder what life choices do I have to make to be the guy who says 'yeah' in the background of hip-hop songs.
- Why did all the residents of Flint, MI switch from the hip hop station to the classic rock radio station? They wanted to get the lead out.
- My Grandpa said that Snoopy is his favorite rapper. He went on to explain that he generally doesn't like the hipping hop, but Snoopy Dog was his favorite.
- Three cheers for rap music. Hip Hop...
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Hip Hop One Liners
Which hip hop one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hip hop? I can suggest the ones about jazz and hula hoop.
- What's a spring flower's favorite type of music? Tulip-hip hop!
- My Hip Hop name is DJ Green Onion. But you can call me Rapscallion.
- What do you call a one legged rapper? A Hip-Hop artist
- You heard about the green onion who started a hip hop career? He was a real rapscallion.
- What does the Easter Bunny listen to while hiding eggs? Hip hop.
- What do call a Hip Hop group that consists of furries? The Uwu-Tang Clan.
- What music to kangaroos like?? Hip hop!!!!
- What do you call Jay-Z having a leg transplant? A hip-hop hip op.
- What's a frog's favorite type of music? Hip hop
- Who was Lenin's favorite hip-hop artist? MC Hammer & Sickle
- What do you call a communist hip-hop musician? MC Hammer and Sickle.
- What Type Of Music Do Rabbits Like ? Hip-hop.
- What do frogs and rabbits have in common? They both like hip hop.
- Dr Dre may not be a real medic... ...but he has performed hundreds of hip hop orations.
- What do you call it when a frog jumps off somebody's waist? Performing hip-hop
Hip Hop Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about hip hop you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean reggae jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hip hop pranks.
Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
"Who was the Windows programmer's favorite hip-hop group?"
"Run-CMD"
(I came up with this one at work after repeatedly opening the command prompt. Not sure if it's been said before, but I hope you enjoy!)
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A woman driving through the desert runs over a Jack rabbit...
Distraught, she pulls over and begins to s**.... Another driver pulls up, gets out of their vehicle, and asks what is wrong.
"Oh! I've killed that poor rabbit!" The woman exclaims.
"Don't worry about something so silly, I can fix this!" The other driver exclaims, then walls over and opens her trunk. She pulls out an aerosol spray can, walks over, and sprays the dead rabbit from head to toe.
After a moment, the rabbit twitches, gets up, hops a few feet, stops, then waves its paw at them. Over and over, as the recently forlorn woman watches in amazement, the rabbit hips a few feet further away, stops, waves, etc, etc.
"That's incredible!" The first woman says, "let me see that can!"
The second woman hands her the can. The label reads:
Aqua net adds new life and a permanent wave to damaged hair.
Shakespear's hip hop stage name
Will.i.ambicpentameter
Did you know Garfield the cat used to be a hip hop artist?
Word is he used to rap with OdieB
I've found a new genre of music. It's a combination of heavy rock n' roll, hip hop, and folk music.
I call it Scrap Metal.
Hip,hop da hippie, hip hip ya hop don't stop the drop da bang bang boogie....
I'm Drunk
Today I found out my apathetic teenage son is secretly a old school hip hop prodigy.
The only thing that ever comes out of his mouth is nahs.
If I were an Islamic hip hop artist..
My name would be Allah Hotbarz
What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack?
Naughty by Nature
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Start a mathematical hip-hop duo called "E"
Because E equals MC^2
Lyrics in modern hip hop are so bad..
Why does Obama like Hip-Hop?
He smokes Tupac a day.
Who did the mermaid see at the hip-hop show?
Public Anemone
What do you call a communist hip hop dancer?
Vladimir Lenin dab
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The SS are releasing a hip hop album to raise money for the dyslexic
Pish Posh
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Why is hip hop popular among urban youth?
because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.
What do you call a female Native American hip hop artist?
Arapahoe
Who is Tom Sawyer's favorite hip hop group?
The U-Paint Clan.
Someone said that the current hip-hop genre is dead.
I say it's cool though.
No biggie.
What's the Easter Bunny's favorite type of music?
Hip Hop!
What allowed the B boys to make it in hip hop and drum n bass?
The A men break
What kind of music do brewers listen to?
They listen to Hip-Hops!
What do you call a work space that hip hop artists work in
Inside a Ice Cubicle
Hip Hop and Math
What do you call The Weeknd and his djs on a bus?
An Abelian group.
How does a 80s hip-hop fan play their music?
They Run-VLC.
When I was a kid I called hip hop black people music, and I have to apologize
I should've realized 80% of the people listening to it are white
What do you get when you take hip hop off the streets?
Flip flop
I've invented a cigarette that only works when you play hip hop.
It burns Tupacco.
How is searching soundcloud for hip hop just like spilling all your friend's secrets?
Either way you get a bad rap.
What did the farmer hip hop artist name his hit song?
"Turnip for the Club"
Always thought Kanye West's genre was Hip Hop
But I guess now it's really House
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What do you call a loaf of bread which is also a popular hip hop artist?
Lil y**...
Ben Shapiro is apparently looking for a partner for a hip hop group he wants to start.
He wants to call the duo Pro Tools and makes beats with LOGIC and REASON.
I grew up listening to music that demeaned women, glorified violence and normalized criminal behavior. I know it definitely influenced the culture around me.
Thankfully, I stopped listening to country music and found hip hop.
God and the devil chat about music
The god and the devil were chating, as they usually do when the concept of music came up.
With a bit of intrigue God asked the devil how he'd managed to get into every genre of music, from rock & rap to hip hop & metal ect .
The devil chuckled no no no , music is too special, too human for me to infect. it requires a soul to create music .
The devil leans back, now the music-industry, that's some of my finer work