The Best 36 Hint Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Hint jokes. There are some hint indication jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hint lifesaver puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Hint Jokes and Puns

What has 4 letters, sometimes 9 letters, but never has 5 letters.

Just a hint: I didn't ask a question.

The first rule of Thesaurus Club is

you do not talk about, name, hint at, refer to, discuss, or mention Thesaurus Club.

How did the turtle cross the freeway?

I'll give you a hint: take the "F" out of "Free" and the "F" out of "way".

Hint joke, How did the turtle cross the freeway?

How does a man with no arms and no legs get across the street?

Here's a hint: take the f out of weigh.

An Englishman, a Spaniard, a Frenchman, and a German...

An Englishman, a Spaniard, a Frenchman, and a German are watching a street performer do some amazing juggling, but they don't have a good view. The street performer then moves and asks them:
"Can you guys see me now?"

"Yes"
"Oui"
"SΓ­"
"Ja"

Hint: Say out loud with respective accents.


What did the man from the Northwest Territories say to the waitress when he didn't like anything on the menu?

I'll have Nunavut.

(hint: would be funnier if you were Canadian)

Khakis

In the US, they are a pair of brown pants.
In Boston, they are the things that you open your car with.

Example:
> Oops, I lost yah kahkis, now i caht pahk yah cah in the Hahvahd Yahd.

*Hint: say it out loud.*

Hint joke, Khakis

One music university senior complains to another:

"Dude, I have no idea how to write my graduation composition. Do you have any hint?"
"Why don't you try coping professor X's piece he wrote when getting his D.A.?"
"I did. It turned out to be Beethoven's Fifth Symphony."

How can you tell that you are talking to a notary?

Your first hint will be that you just got done talking to six other notaries that couldn't help you

What is a firefighter's favorite video game console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U

HINT: Say it outloud

What is a weeaboo's favourite element?

Manganese

Hint: Manganese is an actual element.

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What was the name of Hitler's Political Party: A, B, C, or D?

Heres a hint: It's not C!

Can you guess what the lime said to the tortilla chip?

Do you want a hint?

Hints are like bombs

As long as they're really not subtle, You only need to drop one.

But you drop a second one just to be really sure they got the message.

How to tell if you suck at football...

Hint: You call it soccer.

How does a person with no arms or legs cross a freeway?

Hint: Take the F out of Free and the F out of way.

Hint joke, How does a person with no arms or legs cross a freeway?

Ancient artifacts hint Jesus may have had a wife and kids

So he likely suffered a lot more than we think.

My wife says I'm unsophisticated…

My wife says I'm unsophisticated and uncultured, so to prove her wrong, guess where I'm taking her. Hint: It starts with B and rhymes with wallet.

Watching a film about Princess Diana..

And Diana says "if we are lucky we will grow old" and my sister turns around and says bluntly and without a hint of a smile, "you won't"


Breathing heavily, she asked me what I can give her.

Me: "I'll give you a hint, it starts with a D"
Her: "Oh yess, I can't wait!"
Me: "That's right, get ready for some disappointment!"

Teacher: and have nice weekend everyone! Oh Johnny, could you stay for a minute please?

"I heard that you have stolen? How do we call someone that has stolen?

Johnny: "I have no idea what you're talking about, miss."

Teacher: "well, let me give you a hint. If I reached for your pocket... and I grasp a hundred dollars out of it, what do you call me?

Johnny: "a magician."

Where does the best turkey leg meat come from?

Thailand

(hint: ΓΎ)

I couldn't be happier with my wife.

As soon as I show any hint of excitement or passion she immediately shuts me down.

Pale Tomatoes...

Two women are talking while gardening. "Oh, I am SO jealous of your tomatoes. Mine are so pale and yours are bright red.".

"It's easy, just walk out in your nightgown early in the morning and flash them. They'll be bright red after a couple of days."

They meet again a few weeks later.

"Hey, did my hint about your tomatoes help?"

"Huh. The tomatoes are still pale, but my cucumbers are like five feet...".

What has four letters, sometimes nine letters, and never five letters.

Hint: That was a statement.

I love the new La Croix flavor

Hint of hint of lime

Just ordered a new cologne and it smells like weed, money and a hint of regret.

It's called Elon Musk

The trick-or-treaters this year didn't get the hint about my unlit house not having candy.

It completely wrecked my quiet evening in my lighthouse.

What does a pirate say when you kick him in the nuts

Hint: save big money at _______

Menards

What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters, but never has 5 letters.

Hint: has 4 letters.

Another hint: there is no question mark.

I hinted to my friend that if he wanted to improve his billiards game, he should get better equipment...

...sadly, he took my cue.

A wife is making deer meat for her guests

A wife is making deer meat for her guests.

They soon arrive and to impress them, she tells them her children can guess what animal the meat belongs to.

She asks her children but they are dumbfounded.

Not wanting to be embarrassed in front of her guests she gives them a hint.

"It's also the nickname I have for your dad."

The children push the plate away and say "I don't wanna eat donkeys"

*David Beckham* gets in a taxi at Dublin airport.

He notices the driver staring at him insistently in the rearview mirror.

After 5 minutes the taxi driver asks, Ok. At least give me a hint"

David Beckham sighs and says I had a brilliant career at Manchester United, married one of the Spice Girls and played for more than 100 times for England's national team. Enough?"

Driver replies: No, you eejit! Where are we going??

How do you subtly hint that you are being abused?

Beats me

The Jehovah's Witness don't seem to get the hint with my Koran, so...

Islam the door in their face

Why can't software developers distinguish between Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

(hint: octal and decimal are numerical bases 8 and 10 respectively, happy holidays!)

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