Hint Jokes
46 hint jokes and hilarious hint puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hint that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short hint jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hint humour may include short peek jokes also.
- What has 4 letters, sometimes 9 letters, but never has 5 letters. Just a hint: I didn't ask a question.
- My wife was hinting at what she wanted for our anniversary. She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0-100 in 3 seconds." I got her a weighing scale.
- The first rule of Thesaurus Club is you do not talk about, name, hint at, refer to, discuss, or mention Thesaurus Club.
- My daughter was always dropping hints about wanting to be a ballerina. I just never put tu and tu together.
- The Jehovah's Witness don't seem to get the hint with my Koran, so... Islam the door in their face
- What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters, but never has 5 letters. Hint: has 4 letters.
Another hint: there is no question mark. - Why can't software developers distinguish between Halloween and Christmas? Because OCT 31 == DEC 25
(hint: octal and decimal are numerical bases 8 and 10 respectively, happy holidays!) - Breathing heavily, she asked me what I can give her. Me: "I'll give you a hint, it starts with a D"
Her: "Oh yess, I can't wait!"
Me: "That's right, get ready for some disappointment!" - I hinted to my friend that if he wanted to improve his billiards game, he should get better equipment... ...sadly, he took my cue.
- It was close to our anniversary and my wife was leaving jewelry catalogs all over the house. So I took the hint and did what any astute husband would do. I got her a magazine rack.
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Hint One Liners
Which hint one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hint? I can suggest the ones about tips and gesture.
- What is the most curious amphibian? I'll give you a hint: They axolotl questions.
- How do you subtly hint that you are being abused? Beats me
- Can you guess what the lime said to the tortilla chip? Do you want a hint?
- Where does the best turkey leg meat come from? Thailand
(hint: þ) - I took a drug that gave me a hint of Tourette's... ...it was Ibuprofanity.
- Help,myspacebarisnotworking Any hints on what to do to fix it?
- I love the new La Croix flavor Hint of hint of lime
- What is a weeaboo's favourite element? Manganese
Hint: Manganese is an actual element. - What word rhymes with bigger? Hint: starts with an N
- What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth? Hint: It's not English Spanish.
- What car did the Apostles drive? (Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)
- "6-6x6 = ?" Little hint: It is not 32
- Germans - they're great people, if you give them their dues. (Hint: say it out loud.)
- A sustained = Asus Hint: What is the symbol for A sustained?
Still don't get it? - Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs? I'll give you a hint, he remains very low-key.
Charming Humor Hint Jokes with Loads of Fun
What funny jokes about hint you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean shortcut jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hint pranks.
Which Pokemon is 100% all-electric? Hint: it's not Pikachu
It's **Eevee**, obviously
An Englishman, a Spaniard, a Frenchman, and a German...
An Englishman, a Spaniard, a Frenchman, and a German are watching a street performer do some amazing juggling, but they don't have a good view. The street performer then moves and asks them:
"Can you guys see me now?"
"Yes"
"Oui"
"Sí"
"Ja"
Hint: Say out loud with respective accents.
Pale Tomatoes...
Two women are talking while gardening. "Oh, I am SO jealous of your tomatoes. Mine are so pale and yours are bright red.".
"It's easy, just walk out in your nightgown early in the morning and flash them. They'll be bright red after a couple of days."
They meet again a few weeks later.
"Hey, did my hint about your tomatoes help?"
"Huh. The tomatoes are still pale, but my cucumbers are like five feet...".
How does a person with no arms or legs cross a freeway?
Hint: Take the F out of Free and the F out of way.
There are hints my grandfather is suffering from declining vision. I heard he was walking along the side of the road and walked right into a fixed object.
It might be a sign.
Just ordered a new cologne and it smells like w**..., money and a hint of regret.
It's called Elon Musk
I couldn't be happier with my wife.
As soon as I show any hint of excitement or passion she immediately shuts me down.
*David Beckham* gets in a taxi at Dublin airport.
He notices the driver staring at him insistently in the rearview mirror.
After 5 minutes the taxi driver asks, Ok. At least give me a hint"
David Beckham sighs and says I had a brilliant career at Manchester United, married one of the Spice Girls and played for more than 100 times for England's national team. Enough?"
Driver replies: No, you eejit! Where are we going??
Teacher: and have nice weekend everyone! Oh Johnny, could you stay for a minute please?
"I heard that you have stolen? How do we call someone that has stolen?
Johnny: "I have no idea what you're talking about, miss."
Teacher: "well, let me give you a hint. If I reached for your pocket... and I grasp a hundred dollars out of it, what do you call me?
Johnny: "a magician."
Watching a film about Princess Diana..
And Diana says "if we are lucky we will grow old" and my sister turns around and says bluntly and without a hint of a smile, "you won't"
Ancient artifacts hint Jesus may have had a wife and kids
So he likely suffered a lot more than we think.
How can you tell that you are talking to a notary?
Your first hint will be that you just got done talking to six other notaries that couldn't help you
How did the turtle cross the freeway?
I'll give you a hint: take the "F" out of "Free" and the "F" out of "way".
How does a man with no arms and no legs get across the street?
Here's a hint: take the f out of weigh.
My wife says I'm unsophisticated…
My wife says I'm unsophisticated and uncultured, so to prove her wrong, guess where I'm taking her. Hint: It starts with B and rhymes with wallet.
What was the name of h**...'s Political Party: A, B, C, or D?
Heres a hint: It's not C!
A wife is making deer meat for her guests
A wife is making deer meat for her guests.
They soon arrive and to impress them, she tells them her children can guess what animal the meat belongs to.
She asks her children but they are dumbfounded.
Not wanting to be embarrassed in front of her guests she gives them a hint.
"It's also the nickname I have for your dad."
The children push the plate away and say "I don't wanna eat donkeys"
What does a pirate say when you kick him in the nuts
Hint: save big money at _______
Menards
The trick-or-treaters this year didn't get the hint about my unlit house not having candy.
It completely wrecked my quiet evening in my lighthouse.
