Hinge Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

If any of you can teach me how to fix a broken hinge...

My door is always open.

Hardware store

So a woman goes into a hardware store to buy a hinge for a door.

She puts the hinge on the counter, and the guy says, "Excuse me lady, you wanna screw for that hinge?"

And she says, "No, but I'll blow you for that lawn mower."

A Blonde Goes Into A Hardware Store

A Blonde is doing some home improvement work and needs to replace a door. However, she needs two hinges and only has one. She goes down to the massive home improvement store to purchase the second one.

She finds an employee, who helps her find the hinge she needs. The employee decides to be helpful and asks "Maam, do you want a screw for that hinge?"

The blonde answers: "No, but I'll give you a blowjob for that toaster."

Screw for a Hinge?

Bubba was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to the hardware store.

At the hardware store Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Joe to finish waiting on a customer.

When Joe was finished, Mary asked, "How much for the teapot?"

Joe replied, "That's silver and it costs $100!"

"My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!" Mary exclaimed.

She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Bubba had sent her to buy, and Joe went to the backroom to find a hinge.

From the backroom Joe Bob yelled, "Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?'

To which Mary replied, "No, but I will for the teapot."

A chappy was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge,

so he sent his wife Mary to the hardware store.

At the hardware store, while waiting her turn, Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf .

When Joe was finished, Mary asked, "How much for the teapot?"

Joe replied, "That's silver and it costs $100!"

"My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!" Mary exclaimed.

She then proceeded to describe the hinge that she was sent to buy, and Joe went to the backroom to find a hinge.

From the backroom Joe yelled, "Mary, you wanna screw for the hinge?'

To which Mary replied, "Nope, but I definitely will for the teapot."

A woman walks into a hardware store and says, "I want to buy a hinge."

The clerk says, "Do you wanna screw for that hinge?"

The woman replies, "No thanks, but I'll blow you for a toaster."

The Hardware Store

A woman goes into a hardware store and tells the the proprietor that she would like to buy a hinge. The proprietor asks her if she would like a screw to go along with the hinge. The woman responds: No thank you but I'll blow you for that toaster in the corner.

Charlie was installing a new door and found that one of the hinges was missing.

He asked his wife, Mary, if she would go to Home Depot and pick up a hinge. Mary agreed to go. While she was waiting for the manager to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom faucet. When the manager was finished, Mary asked him, "How much is that faucet." The manager replied, "That's a gold plated faucet and the price is $500.00." Mary exclaimed, "My goodness, that's an expensive faucet; certainly out of my price range." She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy. The manager said that he had them in stock and went into the storeroom to get one. From the storeroom, the manager yelled, "Ma'am, you wanna screw for the hinge?" Mary shouted back, "No, but I will for the faucet."

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