Hinges Jokes
21 hinges jokes and hilarious hinges puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hinges that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Hinges Short Jokes
Short hinges jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hinges humour may include short door hinge jokes also.
- My son came home as I was taking his door off it's hinges and asked Dad what are you doing?
We've updated our privacy policy - My grandfather used to play in a rock band called "The Hinges". They usually opened for The Doors.
- A woman walks into a hardware store and says, "I want to buy a hinge." The clerk says, "Do you wanna screw for that hinge?"
The woman replies, "No thanks, but I'll blow you for a toaster." - I got rid of my NES today. I was putting a a game in it, and the hinged door dropped down and bit me. Because of it, I had to get a Tetris shot.
- A door walks into a bar The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
The door responds, "I'm off my hinges." - Apparently "I'm buying this l**... for the back door" is not OK to say to the cashier when buying WD-40 to treat some rusty hinges.
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Hinges One Liners
Which hinges one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hinges? I can suggest the ones about hanger and bends.
- If any of you can teach me how to fix a broken hinge... My door is always open.
- If any of you know how to fix broken hinges My door is always open
- I started working for a company that made hinges It really opened a lot of doors for me
- If anyone knows someone who can fix hinges… my door is always open
- How are babies like hinges? They are things to adore
- If someone can give me advice about hinges My door is always open.
- Yo mama so poor her front door and back door are on the same hinges.
- Why don't doors rust in England? They've got stone hinges.
- What do a double hinged gate and a bi-s**... have in common? They swing both ways.
Cheerful Hinges Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!
What funny jokes about hinges you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hips jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hinges pranks.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are driving through the desert.
The car breaks down, and they've got no cell reception, so they have to walk to get help. The brunette says "I'll grab the bottled water in case we get thirsty." The redhead says, "I'll grab the snacks in case we get hungry."
The blonde rips the drivers side door off its hinges. "I'll take this door, so if we get hot, I can roll the window down."
A guy runs into a saloon and yells "everybody clear out, Big John's comin' to town!"
A couple minutes later a mountain of a man rides into town on an ox and he's dragging a mountain lion on a chain behind him. He gets down and punches the ox and slams the mountain lion and says "You guys stay here."
He walks into the saloon, ripping the doors off the hinges. Walks up to the bartender grabs him by the shirt and says "Give me a bottle of beer." Bartender does, guy bites the top right off, c**... it down in one gulp and slams it down on the bar.
Bartender asks, "Ca-ca-can I getcha another?"
Guy says "Naw. I gotta get out of here. Big John's coming to town."
A stranger gave me a really old metal box...
He said it was supposed to contain gold coins, but the lock and the hinges were so rusty which made it very hard to open. I tried a hammer and a crowbar, but the box just won't budge.
So, I'm thinking of trying to open this box with a stick of dynamite, as a last resort. I'll update you guys later if it works or not.
A sheriff walks into a saloon, the doors swinging on their hinges behind him
I'm gonna need your attention he exclaims.
Everyone in the bar hushes up.
I'm lookin' for a wanted man says the sheriff.
What's he look like sheriff? asks a patron standing at the bar.
The sheriff responds Well now, he's been seen wearing a brown paper shirt, brown paper pants, he also wears brown paper boots and has a brown paper hat. We're calling him the Brown Paper Cowboy.
There's a quiet murmur throughout the bar, until finally someone asks What's he wanted for sheriff?
Sheriff replies Rustling
A man comes home to find his door lock is not working properly
He promptly unscrews the hinges, picks up the door and takes it to the market to repair the lock.
The locksmith asks *"If the door's here...what if someone walks into your house?"*
Confused, he replies *"How would anyone get in when I have the door?"*
