Hindus Jokes
31 hindus jokes and hilarious hindus puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hindus that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Hindus Short Jokes
Short hindus jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hindus humour may include short halal jokes also.
- I feel like there should be a travel book for India called A definitive guide to India: The Hindus and the Hindont's
- Why are Hindus so friendly? They don't have beef with anyone.
Sorry if this terrible joke might be offensive. - How does Gordon Ramsay know that his steak is undercooked? The Hindus are still worshipping it.
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Hindus One Liners
Which hindus one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hindus? I can suggest the ones about beef and religion.
- Hindus are so chilled out. They never have beef with anyone.
- Hindus and vegans must be great friends they never have beef
- You know which group doesn't have beef with anyone? Hindus.
- What do Hindus order at Mexican restaurants? Chimichakras
- Why was Gandhi an advocate of naan violence? Because Hindus hate beef
- What kind of cow do Hindus living in Russia worship? A moss cow.
- What mantra do Hindus initiate on the 25th of December? Hari Kristmas.
- What are Hindus' favorite flowers? Reincarnations!
- What do you call the Hindus holy book? Hindus and don'ts
- Who is Hindus' favorite Mathematician? Gauss. Hindus worship Gauss!
- Why don't Hindus argue with each other? Because they can't have beef
- [Racist Humor] What do you do in a crowd of Hindus? Connect the Dots
- I'm going to start a dating site for Hindus only...
- How did Hindus arrive in North America? One swam over, the rest walked on his s**....
Uproarious Hindus Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
What funny jokes about hindus you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean discriminate jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hindus pranks.
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911?
Husband: "Hello, Yes, there's this Hindu fellow who's been following my wife around for the past few hours, and it's starting to really creep us out. He just now got down on his knees and he's... praying, or something."
911 Operator: "Sir, calm down, there's no issue here- Hindus are well known to worship cows."
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I'm Becoming a Hindu
Son : Dad I want to learn about Hinduism
Dad : So are you going to be praying to your mother now?
Son : What are you talking about...
Dad : Hindus worship cows right?
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There are a lot of things you can and can't do in Nepal
They have their Hindus and Hindon'ts
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Two Hindus where at a party...
The first Hindu says, hey, this party blows harder than a snake charmer on the brink of unemployment. How about we get outta here?
The second Hindu replies, namaste
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Hindus believe that what you come back as depends upon your behavior in your this life. If you led a good life, you come back in an elevated state, like Colorado.
