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32 hindus jokes and hilarious hindus puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hindus that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Hindus Short Jokes

Short hindus jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hindus humour may include short holey jokes also.

  1. It is really unfortunate that Islam, Christianity, and Judaism have been fighting each other for centuries. Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
  2. It's funny how Jews, Christians and Muslims have fought each other for centuries. Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
  3. I feel like there should be a travel book for India called A definitive guide to India: The Hindus and the Hindont's
  4. I'm Becoming a Hindu Son : Dad I want to learn about Hinduism
    Dad : So are you going to be praying to your mother now?
    Son : What are you talking about...
    Dad : Hindus worship cows right?
  5. Why are Hindus so friendly? They don't have beef with anyone.
    Sorry if this terrible joke might be offensive.
  6. How does Gordon Ramsay know that his steak is undercooked? The Hindus are still worshipping it.
  7. There are a lot of things you can and can't do in Nepal They have their Hindus and Hindon'ts
  8. Two Hindus where at a party... The first Hindu says, hey, this party blows harder than a snake charmer on the brink of unemployment. How about we get outta here?
    The second Hindu replies, namaste
  9. Hindus believe that what you come back as depends upon your behavior in your this life. If you led a good life, you come back in an elevated state, like Colorado.
  10. Why cant hindus get into fights... because they cant have beef and they are not stroganoff.

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Hindus One Liners

Which hindus one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hindus? I can suggest the ones about halal and hindu muslim.

  1. Christians, Muslims, and Jews are always fighting, but Hindus never have any beef.
  2. Hindus are so chilled out. They never have beef with anyone.
  3. Why don't Hindus argue with each other? Because they can't have beef
  4. Hindus and vegans must be great friends they never have beef
  5. Why can't Hindus get in fights? They're not allowed to have beef
  6. You know which group doesn't have beef with anyone? Hindus.
  7. What do Hindus order at Mexican restaurants? Chimichakras
  8. [Racist Humor] What do you do in a crowd of Hindus? Connect the Dots
  9. Why was Gandhi an advocate of naan violence? Because Hindus hate beef
  10. What kind of cow do Hindus living in Russia worship? A moss cow.
  11. What mantra do Hindus initiate on the 25th of December? Hari Kristmas.
  12. What are Hindus' favorite flowers? Reincarnations!
  13. What do you call the Hindus holy book? Hindus and don'ts
  14. I'm going to start a dating site for Hindus only...
  15. Who is Hindus' favorite Mathematician? Gauss. Hindus worship Gauss!

Hindus joke, Who is Hindus' favorite Mathematician?

Uproarious Hindus Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time

What funny jokes about hindus you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean beef jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hindus pranks.

911?

Husband: "Hello, Yes, there's this Hindu fellow who's been following my wife around for the past few hours, and it's starting to really creep us out. He just now got down on his knees and he's... praying, or something."
911 Operator: "Sir, calm down, there's no issue here- Hindus are well known to worship cows."

Hindus joke, What kind of cow do Hindus living in Russia worship?