Hinduism Jokes
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I'm Becoming a Hindu
Son : Dad I want to learn about Hinduism
Dad : So are you going to be praying to your mother now?
Son : What are you talking about...
Dad : Hindus worship cows right?
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A summary of the world's religions
Catholicism: s**... happens.
Protestantism: Let this s**... happen to someone else.
Judaism: Why does this s**... always happen to us?
Hinduism: This s**... has happened before.
Confucianism: Confucius says "s**... happens"
Rastafarianism: Let's roll up this s**... and smoke it.
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Misc religion based puns
What do you call a horse who doesn't believe in God?
Hay-thiest
What do you call a pig who believes in the old gods?
A pag-ham.
What do you call a practitioner of Hinduism who solely worships in the morning?
A Hin-dew.
What do you call a caveman unsure it he believes in tools or not?
Ag-no-stick.
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I've Studied Various Religions
And here's what I found:
* Christianity was too cross.
* Islam kept dropping bombs on me.
* Buddhism kept repeating itself.
* Hinduism made me have a cow.
* and Judaism made my hair curl.
What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?
Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.
Which religion faces the most Resistance? Hinduism...
Om......
Why is it bad to mix Islam and Hinduism?
Because you might get Sikh
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