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Hindu God Jokes

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A Jewish man was talking to a Hindu man

Jew: Yeah, so in my religion we only believe in one God.
hindu: No way!
Jew: Yahweh

I dated a hindu girl who would eat chicken or goat but not beef. She said it was a sacred animal.

I didn't get it, i was raised catholic. Our god tastes like cardboard and we still eat him.

What do you call a Hindu who rejects the gods and prays to a slice of bread?

A Naan Believer.

A Hindu man an a Christian man were walking down the street.

As they were walking down the street, the circus drives by. There's the tent, there's a little car filled with clowns, and there's the trailers filled with animals.
As the animals are going by, the Christian man looks over and sees the elephants. He says to the Hindu man, "hey that elephant looks like your god."
The Hindu man looks down an alley and says "and that hobo looks like yours"

Why did the Hindu god Vishnu keep losing at chess?

Because every time he made a move, Shiva would destroy the board!

What do you call a Hindu god playing basketball?

Swishnu

I'm not sure whether putting up Christmas lights would offend my Hindu neighbors.

So to make sure, I hung a giant banner saying YOU WORSHIP FALSE GODS! on my window.

A Hindu and a Catholic were having lunch together

Catholic : Yo, it's so weird that you guys don't eat cows and all. You should try some it's really good.
Hindu : No, thank you. I don't eat cows because we treat them basically like gods back in India.
Catholic : Just one bite won't hurt. You're really missing out on something great in life.
Hindu : (visibly annoyed) I already told you I don't eat cows because it's like a god to me. Tell me do you eat your God?
Catholic : As a matter of fact, yes every Sunday and not only eat Him but also drink His blood.

Praise the Lord and pass me my walking shoes

The preacher laid his hands on my head and said, Praise Jesus, today you will walk!
"But... but I'm not paralyzed."
The Rabbi came, laid his hands on my hand and said, By the will of God Almighty, you will walk today!
The Mullah came, took my hands and said, Insha Allah, you will walk today!
The Hindu sadhu came and said "Beta, you will walk on your legs today."
The Buddhist Monk came, held my hands and said, By the will of The Great Buddha, you will walk today!
I stepped outside and found my car had been stolen.

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