The Best 43 Hindsight Jokes
Following is our collection of funniest Hindsight jokes. There are some hindsight cults jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hindsight reflection puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Funny Hindsight Jokes and Puns
"So how was your date?"
I talked about my obsession with reducing fractions too much
"That wasn't a good idea"
Yeah well, hindsight is 1
Newspapers
The paperboy didn't deliver my newspaper this morning, so I snuck next door and took the neighbours.
In hindsight, kidnapping might have been a little excessive
The first time I got up close and personal with a girl was round the back by the school bins.
In hindsight, I wish I hadn't looked into that rubbish bag.
Last 4th I remember watching the fireworks on the TV
In hindsight, that probably wasn't the best place to light them
NASA is planning another rover for Mars in 2020
They should call it Hindsight
I've got an idea for who should run for President next...
Hindsight, 2020.
What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called?
Hindsight is 2020
Hindsight is 20/20.
Or 8:20 PM, for the civilians out there.
The Sanders/Cruz debate was really weird
It was like peeking into an alternate dimension where both parties had hindsight
My wife just found out that she was adopted and was devastated..
She kept saying why didn't they want me?!
I took her in my arms and comforted her.
After a while, still crying, we kissed, and she asked me to make love to her.
In hindsight, taking her from behind shouting, "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?!" halfway through wasn't the best idea...
I almost won the college spelling contest today. The last word was "Hindsight"...
...Looking back on it, I could have done better.
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I remember my mum tucking me in when I was younger
in hindsight she made it pretty obvious she wanted a girl.
I can't wait till New Year's Day, 2021.
Then I can say hindsight is really 2020.
After hours of working on every syllable of this masterpiece, I bring you a haiku I've titled "Truth in hindsight"
The sky is blue
The grass is green
Jetfuel can't melt steel beams
A man goes on a date
Friend: 'How did your date go?'
Man: 'I talked too much about my obsession with simplifying fractions'
Friend: 'That wasn't a very good idea'
Man: 'Yeah, well hindsight is 1'
William Shatner, alias Captain Kirk, has discontinued his ladies underwear line...
In hindsight "Shatner Panties" wasn't a good choice of name in the first place.
I broke up with a communist girl.
In hindsight, it was a giant red flag.
Hindsight is 20/20
But Heinzsight is tomato/tamato
I wrote a book on penguins...
In hindsight, I realize that paper would have been much easier...
In less than two years we'll finally have hindsight!
Because hindsight is 2020.
I bought my daughter some stuffed animals for her birthday.
In hindsight, getting them at the taxidermist was probably a bad idea.
I was offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
In hindsight, I think it was a mist opportunity.
What will we have in the year 2021?
20 20 hindsight
I just realized my wife left me because of my obsession with simplifying fractions.
Oh well, hindsight is 1.
In the future, whenever they try to give examples of what can go wrong due to bad decisions, they will point to this year...
Coz hindsight is 2020.
Hindsight is 20/20...
Because this year there's nothing to look forward to.
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I have written a book on Penguins
In hindsight, paper would have been better.
I can't wait for 2021 New Year's Day
So we can read all the hindsight is 2020 jokes.
I have a good joke about 2020
Nevermind, in hindsight it wasn't that good.
What will 2020 be remembered for?
Hindsight
What will people say when they are able to handle pandemics properly in the future?
Hindsight is 2020.
Professor X: whats your super power?
Me: Hindsight.
Professor x: that wont help us.
Me: Yes I see that now
In hindsight it's easy to see that 2012 wouldn't be the end of the world.
The end of the world had 2020 vision.
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Professor X: What's your superpower?
Me: Hindsight
Professor X: Isn't this joke stolen?
Me: Yes, I see that now
I was at this girls house and we were having a particularly zesty session on her kitchen table. She heard a noise out front and she says, "Oh no! It's my husband! Quick, the back door!!"
In hindsight, I should've ran, but you don't get an offer like that every day.
Now that we've learned all this year's terrible lessons...
... I can't wait until 2020 is hindsight.
Hindsight is overrated...
...20/19 was better
Do you remember all those jokes made last year about having 2020 vision?
Well, you know what they say about hindsight.
I spent over 3 hours making a belt out of herbs, but in hindsight...
it's just a waist of thyme.
They say hindsight is 20/20.
Not tonight, my friends. Tonight, 2020 is in hindsight!
A toast for tonight!
2020 is hindsight!
Happy New Years!
Underwater Birth
My wife and I decided to have an underwater child birth. The Dr. said birth in a pool would be less traumatic for the baby.
In hindsight, I don't think we would do it again. It seemed very chaotic as everyone was screaming, pushing, and splashing water as they tried to get out of the pool.
PSA: Hindsight is officially out of style
It's sooooo 2020.
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