Himalayan Jokes

Funniest Himalayan Short Jokes

Short himalayan jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The himalayan humour may include short nationality jokes also.

1. The salt packet says it was created from a 250 million year old Himalayan rock salt bed The label says the expiry date is June 2018.
   I'm so glad they dug it up just in time
2. On my way to climb Mt. Everest, I came upon a local villager who said he had a rooster that laid eggs. "How is that possible?" I asked.
   "Himalayan rooster," he replied.
3. A group of apes had locked everyone inside of a Himalayan monastery Escape was delayed because of the missing monk key.
4. I had this new kind of meat the other day. It was Himalayan rabbit. The only issue is, I found Himalayan on the road.
5. I bought the 250 million year old pink Himalayan salt Behind the package, on the label, it says that it expires in December 2022
6. I saw the expiration date was six months past. Guess I waited too long to use the 250million year old Himalayan salt.
7. What do you call a Sherpa making love to his wife? Himalayan
   (I wrote this and am sorry if it's racist)
8. My friend and I just ate a squirrel soup and I told him it was a Himalayan soup. He asked "How is squirrel soup Himalayan?" "I found him-a-laying on the side walk"
9. What do you call a possum laying in the middle of the road? Clearly, that's a Himalayan possum.
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   After all, you did find Himalayan in the middle of the road...
10. There was a Brothel on top of a hill, The man on his way up the hill was Russian
    The man on his way down the hill was Finnish
    .....and the man inside
    Himalayan!!

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Himalayan One Liners

Which himalayan one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with himalayan? I can suggest the ones about render and .

1. Where do you find a Himalayan cat? You'll find him-a-layin on the couch
2. TIL there is a rooster that lays eggs. The breed is Himalayan.
3. My Himalayan friend has a cow that refuses to stand up I always see Himalayan there.
4. What's the opposite of Himalayan Salt? Herastandin Pepper.
5. Tonight we're having Himalayan rabbit stew for dinner. We found himalayan on the road.
6. If European in the bathroom, who's the guy on the floor? Himalayan
7. What do you call a man taking a nap? Himalayan
8. I'm eating Himalayan deer for dinner tonight. On account I found Himalayan on the road.
9. Why didn't the Tibetan girl trust her boyfriend? Himalayan
10. Whats a Himalayan's favourite body part? a Nepal.....
11. What breed of cat gets the most action? Himalayan
12. What do you call a Himalayan s**...? A sherpshooter.

Fun-Filled Himalayan Jokes to Boost Your Mood

What funny jokes about himalayan you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make himalayan pranks.