Hill Jokes

Funniest Hill Short Jokes

Short hill jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hill humour may include short hall jokes also.

1. Why did it take the police so long to show up to Capitol Hill today? Because they had to go home and change first.
2. Why did the non-binary prospector move West in 1849? Because there was gold up in them/their hills.
3. Did you hear the one about the non binary gold prospector They dug a fortune out of them/their hills.
4. Why did the non-binary prospector travel West in 1849? Because there's gold in them/their hills
5. We all know the zip code to Beverly Hills, it's 90210. But do you remember the one for Dawson's Creek? It's 90108 (for our lives to be over)
6. Did you hear about the non-binary gold prospector? They dug up a fortune in them/their hills.
7. Events on Capitol Hill have gotten pretty dark Any darker and the police might actually do something about it
8. How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. She just holds it in place, while the world revolves around her. * Beverly Hills ninja edit... rotates to revolves
9. Why were people flocking to the gender neutral mine? Because there's gold in them/their hills
10. I was writing a joke about a stone rolling up a hill, but it lost momentum. It still has potential.

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Hill One Liners

Which hill one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hill? I can suggest the ones about hole and isle.

1. What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? walking.
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   j/k…rolling.
2. How does harry potter get down a hill? By walking.
   J.K. Rowling
3. Why are mountains so funny? Because they are hill areas.
   I'll show myself out
4. How does the author of Harry Potter get down a hill? By walking. JK. Rolling
5. How did Harry Potter make it to the bottom of the hill? By walking... jk rolling
6. How did harry potter get down the hill? Walking.
   LoL
   JK. Rolling.
7. What do you call 100 little sheep rolling down a hill? A lambslide
8. What is Harry Potter's favorite method of getting down a hill? Walking....
   Jk, rolling
9. The mountains aren't just funny, they're... Hill areas.
10. How does a transphobe get down hill? Walking.
    JK, rolling
11. What do you get when a chicken lays its eggs on the top of a hill? Egg rolls.
12. Why did the hikers laugh at the mountains? Because they were hill areas
13. Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill? To steep.
14. What do you call a pig that's falling down a hill? A sausage roll.
15. Why do mountain ranges make such good comedians? Because they're HILL-AREAS!

Over The Hill Jokes

Here is a list of funny over the hill jokes and even better over the hill puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Two windmills are sitting on a hill. One turns to the other and asks "What kind of music do you like?" The other windmill replies "I'm a big metal fan."
• I fondly remember our childhood when Dad used to roll us down the hill in a tire. Those were the Good Years.
• Two cows on a hill. One cow ask the other, have you herd of the mad cow disease? The other cow says, yeah, but why do I care? I'm a helicopter!
• Two windmills stood on a hill with a radio. One turned to his friend and asked, What's your favourite music?
  The other windmill said, I'm a big metal fan.
• I remember my childhood quite fondly when Dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires. Those were the Good Years.
• Johnny and Ruth are mountain biking down a hill... ...Ruth hits a tree. Johnny continues, ruthlessly.
• Why did the non-binary prospector go out west? Because there was gold in them/their hills.
• What's black and white, black and white, and black and white? "A penguin rolling down a hill"
  My 6 y.o just told me this one and I don't know why I laughed so hard. I felt it should be shared. Lol
• How do you know a gold prospector is non-binary? He says that there is gold in them/their hills
• Why did the non-binary prospector go to San Francisco in 1849? 'Cause there was gold in them/their hills!

Rolled Hill Jokes

Here is a list of funny rolled hill jokes and even better rolled hill puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To reach the bottom.
  As told by my 5 y/o cousin.
• Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
  I shall take my leave now.
• Researchers rolled an assortment of vegetables down a hill to see which would travel fastest Stephen Hawking won by a landslide
• How do you make a Swiss Roll? Push him down a hill.
  BONUS: How do you make French Wine?
  Invade.
• I went to the used car dealer and bought the only thing I could afford, the Rolls-Canardly It rolls down one hill and canardly make it up the next.
• Threw myself down a hill the other day No real reason for it, it's just the way I roll.
• How does Dumbledore get down a hill? Running....
  J.K. Rolling
• What's black and white, black and white and black and white? A panda bear rolling down a hill
• What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down a hill? A lambslide
• I remember a time when my dad used to roll me down the hill in his old tires... ...Those were good years.

Harry Hill Jokes

Here is a list of funny harry hill jokes and even better harry hill puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's Harry Potter's favorite way to go down a hill? Walking.
  J.K Rowling
• How does Harry Potter go down a hill? Walking.
  JK ROLLINGGG
• How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Running!
  JK.... Rowling
• How does Harry Potter like to go down hills? Walking...
  J.K. Rowling
• How does Harry Potter get down a hill? By walking
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• I knew I was going bald when... I knew I was going bald when it started to take longer and longer to wash my face. - Harry Hill
• Did you know that Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill is running? J.k. Rowling
• My favorite one How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
  By walking…
  jk rolling.
• What is Harry Potter's preferred way to go down a hill? Sliding.
  jk
  Rowling.
• Harry Potters favorite way of going down a hill is sliding JK, Rolling

Jack And Jill Went Up The Hill Jokes

Here is a list of funny jack and jill went up the hill jokes and even better jack and jill went up the hill puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Jack and Jill Jack and Jill went up the hill;
  each one had a quarter
  When they came down
  Jill had both,
  You think they went for water?
• Why are programmers so good at poetry? Well, all words rhyme in binary.
• My Favorite Nursery Rhyme. Jack and Jill went up the hill,
  both with a buck and a quarter,
  Jill came down with 2.50,
  and they didn't go up for water.
• Jack and Jill went up the hill, both with a buck and a quarter.... Jill came down with two fifty.
• Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water... ...Jill came down with half a crown but not for fetching water.
• Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of water... ...however if you sponsor Jack and Jill for just $2 a month, we can build a well with clean water right in their village.
• Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water,
  Who knows what they did up there,
  They came down with a daughter.
• Jack and Jill went up the hill.... And Jill came back with an IPhone 7
• Jack and Jill went up the hill with a dollar and a quarter Jill came down with $2.50
• Jack and Jill went up a hill Jack and Jill went up a hill;
   
  to have a bit of fun.
   
  But s**... Jill forgot the pill;
   
  and now they have a son.

Cheerful Hill Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

What funny jokes about hill you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ledge jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hill pranks.