The Best 15 Hiker Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Hiker jokes. There are some hiker quicksand jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hiker pilgrim puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Hiker Jokes and Puns

Running from a bear...

A hiker surprises a large Grizzly in the woods. The Bruin gives chase and as the man crashed blindly through the brush, he suddenly finds himself standing on a precipice overlooking a deep canyon. The bear is nearly upon him when the man in desperation shouts to the heavens, "Lord, give this bear some religion!" At that moment the bear drops to his knees in earnest prayer, "Our heavenly Father, Thank you for this meal I'm about to receive..."

Why did the hikers laugh at the mountains?

Because they were hill areas

What do you say to a one-legged hitch hiker?

Hop in!

Hiker joke, What do you say to a one-legged hitch hiker?

A hiker stuck on a branch

A hiker slipped over the edge of a cliff, and would surely have fallen to his death except for a branch he managed to grab, just a few feet from the top. He clung there in terror and yelled, "Help! Can anybody hear me?" A booming voice said, "I am God. Just let go of that branch and I'll catch you." There was a long silence until the hiker hollered, "Can anybody else hear me?"

What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

"I'm not lichen this!'

How did the hikers know they'd stumbled into a linguist's campsite?

They walked past tents.

An Australian drives up to a hitch hiker with one eye, no arms, and one leg

And says "Oi! You look 'armless! 'Op in!"

Hiker joke, An Australian drives up to a hitch hiker with one eye, no arms, and one leg

What do you call a stoned hiker?

A trailblazer.

A man is hitch hiking on a highway

When a man driving a hearse pulls up, "I got room in the back if you want to hop in." The driver says.
"That's a kind offer, but no thanks." Replies the hitch hiker, "I'm not going that far today."

What does a hiker love to listen to?

A trail mix!

Three hikers are in the woods...

...and they come across a rock with some strange life form growing on it.

The first hiker exclaims: "Wow, look at this amazing fungus!"

The second hiker replies: "Nah, that looks more like moss to me."

Says the third: "Well, I know what I'd lichen it to."

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Why are hikers so physically attractive?

They have a lot of sex uphill

A hiker tried to write poems

but he didn't know what to do
he tried all kinds
but cleared his mind
when he went for a haiku.

An English man is driving down a road and sees a hitch hiker with 3 eyes, no arms and 1 leg...

he pulls up and says "Aye, aye, aye, you seem 'armless, 'op in!"

What did sex-crazed David Duchovy is a bear costume do to the nude hiker?


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