Hiker Jokes
26 hiker jokes and hilarious hiker puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hiker that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
From the trail to quicksand, these hiker jokes will have any traveler, thru-hiker, or tourist laughing. Whether you are planning a trip or just looking for a good chuckle, these jokes will get your spirits high.
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Funniest Hiker Short Jokes
Short hiker jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hiker humour may include short hiking jokes also.
- How did the hikers know they'd stumbled into a linguist's campsite? They walked past tents.
- An Australian drives up to a hitch hiker with one eye, no arms, and one leg And says "Oi! You look 'armless! 'Op in!"
- Rarely, hikers of the Appalachian trail report seeing psychic grizzlies take control of their friends, who start foraging and looking for honey... Bear in mind, that doesn't happen very often.
- Today I learned that all hikers on the AT are given nicknames. This confused me at first, but then it all made sense! It is the Appellation Trail after all.
- A hiker tried to write poems but he didn't know what to do
he tried all kinds
but cleared his mind
when he went for a haiku. - Two roads diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one less traveled by, Because of crippling social anxiety that I would run into other hikers.
- An English man is driving down a road and sees a hitch hiker with 3 eyes, no arms and 1 leg... he pulls up and says "Aye, aye, aye, you seem 'armless, 'op in!"
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Hiker One Liners
Which hiker one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hiker? I can suggest the ones about climber and hiking trail.
- Why did the hikers laugh at the mountains? Because they were hill areas
- What do you say to a one-legged hitch hiker? Hop in!
- What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss? "I'm not lichen this!'
- What do you call a gathering of single hikers? A Trail Mixer.
- What do you call a Jewish hiker Mountain Jew
- What does a hiker love to listen to? A trail mix!
- Heard those hikers got out of the mine but are facing charges Very *minor* charges
- I picked up a hitch hiker .... You've got to when you hit them
- What do you call a s**... hiker? A trailblazer.
- Why are hikers so physically attractive? They have a lot of s**... uphill
- What did s**...-crazed David Duchovy is a bear costume do to the n**... hiker? Mulder.
- What tool does a Mexican hiker use? A cara-b**...!
Laughable Hiker Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles
What funny jokes about hiker you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mountain climber jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hiker pranks.
A driver was reversing his truck up a hill on a narrow gravel track
A hiker saw him and asked, why don't you drive up in forward?
Driver: It is a narrow track, in case I don't find a place to turn up there
Hiker: oh, clever
After a while the hiker sees the same driver reversing down hill
Hiker: what happened?
Driver: I found a place to turn
A man is hitch hiking on a highway
When a man driving a hearse pulls up, "I got room in the back if you want to hop in." The driver says.
"That's a kind offer, but no thanks." Replies the hitch hiker, "I'm not going that far today."
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
Three hikers are in the woods...
...and they come across a rock with some strange life form growing on it.
The first hiker exclaims: "Wow, look at this amazing f**...!"
The second hiker replies: "Nah, that looks more like moss to me."
Says the third: "Well, I know what I'd lichen it to."
