Hiker Jokes

From the trail to quicksand, these hiker jokes will have any traveler, thru-hiker, or tourist laughing. Whether you are planning a trip or just looking for a good chuckle, these jokes will get your spirits high.

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Running from a bear...

A hiker surprises a large Grizzly in the woods. The Bruin gives chase and as the man crashed blindly through the brush, he suddenly finds himself standing on a precipice overlooking a deep canyon. The bear is nearly upon him when the man in desperation shouts to the heavens, "Lord, give this bear some religion!" At that moment the bear drops to his knees in earnest prayer, "Our heavenly Father, Thank you for this meal I'm about to receive..."

Why did the hikers laugh at the mountains?

Because they were hill areas

I picked up a hitch hiker

The man got in my car and said "Thank you for picking me up, but I mean how do you know I am not a serial killer or something?"

I said "I don't know for sure, but the chances of 2 serial killers being in one car would be astronomical"

Saw this on Quora months ago.

A driver was reversing his truck up a hill on a narrow gravel track

A hiker saw him and asked, why don't you drive up in forward?

Driver: It is a narrow track, in case I don't find a place to turn up there

Hiker: oh, clever

After a while the hiker sees the same driver reversing down hill

Hiker: what happened?

Driver: I found a place to turn

What do you say to a one-legged hitch hiker?

Hop in!

A hiker stuck on a branch

A hiker slipped over the edge of a cliff, and would surely have fallen to his death except for a branch he managed to grab, just a few feet from the top. He clung there in t**... and yelled, "Help! Can anybody hear me?" A booming voice said, "I am God. Just let go of that branch and I'll catch you." There was a long silence until the hiker hollered, "Can anybody else hear me?"

What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

"I'm not lichen this!'

Hiker joke, What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

How did the hikers know they'd stumbled into a linguist's campsite?

They walked past tents.

An Australian drives up to a hitch hiker with one eye, no arms, and one leg

And says "Oi! You look 'armless! 'Op in!"

What do you call a Jewish hiker

Mountain Jew

I picked up a hitch hiker ....

You've got to when you hit them

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A man is hitch hiking on a highway

When a man driving a hearse pulls up, "I got room in the back if you want to hop in." The driver says.
"That's a kind offer, but no thanks." Replies the hitch hiker, "I'm not going that far today."

What do you call a s**... hiker?

A trailblazer.

What does a hiker love to listen to?

A trail mix!

Three hikers are in the woods...

...and they come across a rock with some strange life form growing on it.

The first hiker exclaims: "Wow, look at this amazing f**...!"

The second hiker replies: "Nah, that looks more like moss to me."

Says the third: "Well, I know what I'd lichen it to."

Why are hikers so physically attractive?

They have a lot of s**... uphill

Hiker joke, Why are hikers so physically attractive?

A hiker tried to write poems

but he didn't know what to do
he tried all kinds
but cleared his mind
when he went for a haiku.

An English man is driving down a road and sees a hitch hiker with 3 eyes, no arms and 1 leg...

he pulls up and says "Aye, aye, aye, you seem 'armless, 'op in!"

What did s**...-crazed David Duchovy is a bear costume do to the n**... hiker?


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