Hiker Jokes

26 hiker jokes and hilarious hiker puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hiker that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

From the trail to quicksand, these hiker jokes will have any traveler, thru-hiker, or tourist laughing. Whether you are planning a trip or just looking for a good chuckle, these jokes will get your spirits high.

Funniest Hiker Short Jokes

Short hiker jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hiker humour may include short hiking jokes also.

  1. Picked up a hitch-hiker the other day…… the guy said to me I'm glad you stopped, but you do know i could be a serial killer
    I said, what's the chances of two serial killers in one car
  2. How did the hikers know they'd stumbled into a linguist's campsite? They walked past tents.
  3. An Australian drives up to a hitch hiker with one eye, no arms, and one leg And says "Oi! You look 'armless! 'Op in!"
  4. Rarely, hikers of the Appalachian trail report seeing psychic grizzlies take control of their friends, who start foraging and looking for honey... Bear in mind, that doesn't happen very often.
  5. Today I learned that all hikers on the AT are given nicknames. This confused me at first, but then it all made sense! It is the Appellation Trail after all.
  6. A hiker tried to write poems but he didn't know what to do
    he tried all kinds
    but cleared his mind
    when he went for a haiku.
  7. Two roads diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one less traveled by, Because of crippling social anxiety that I would run into other hikers.
  8. An English man is driving down a road and sees a hitch hiker with 3 eyes, no arms and 1 leg... he pulls up and says "Aye, aye, aye, you seem 'armless, 'op in!"

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Hiker One Liners

Which hiker one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hiker? I can suggest the ones about climber and hiking trail.

  1. Why did the hikers laugh at the mountains? Because they were hill areas
  2. What do you say to a one-legged hitch hiker? Hop in!
  3. What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss? "I'm not lichen this!'
  4. What do you call a gathering of single hikers? A Trail Mixer.
  5. What do you call a Jewish hiker Mountain Jew
  6. I picked up a hitch hiker .... You've got to when you hit them
  7. What does a hiker love to listen to? A trail mix!
  8. Heard those hikers got out of the mine but are facing charges Very *minor* charges
  9. What do you call a s**... hiker? A trailblazer.
  10. Why are hikers so physically attractive? They have a lot of s**... uphill
  11. What did s**...-crazed David Duchovy is a bear costume do to the n**... hiker? Mulder.
  12. What tool does a Mexican hiker use? A cara-b**...!

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Laughable Hiker Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about hiker you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mountain climber jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hiker pranks.

Running from a bear...

A hiker surprises a large Grizzly in the woods. The Bruin gives chase and as the man crashed blindly through the brush, he suddenly finds himself standing on a precipice overlooking a deep canyon. The bear is nearly upon him when the man in desperation shouts to the heavens, "Lord, give this bear some religion!" At that moment the bear drops to his knees in earnest prayer, "Our heavenly Father, Thank you for this meal I'm about to receive..."

I picked up a hitch hiker

The man got in my car and said "Thank you for picking me up, but I mean how do you know I am not a serial killer or something?"
I said "I don't know for sure, but the chances of 2 serial killers being in one car would be astronomical"
Saw this on Quora months ago.

A driver was reversing his truck up a hill on a narrow gravel track

A hiker saw him and asked, why don't you drive up in forward?
Driver: It is a narrow track, in case I don't find a place to turn up there
Hiker: oh, clever
After a while the hiker sees the same driver reversing down hill
Hiker: what happened?
Driver: I found a place to turn

A hiker stuck on a branch

A hiker slipped over the edge of a cliff, and would surely have fallen to his death except for a branch he managed to grab, just a few feet from the top. He clung there in t**... and yelled, "Help! Can anybody hear me?" A booming voice said, "I am God. Just let go of that branch and I'll catch you." There was a long silence until the hiker hollered, "Can anybody else hear me?"

A man is hitch hiking on a highway

When a man driving a hearse pulls up, "I got room in the back if you want to hop in." The driver says.
"That's a kind offer, but no thanks." Replies the hitch hiker, "I'm not going that far today."

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