Hijack Jokes

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Funniest Hijack Short Jokes

Short hijack jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hijack humour may include short jacking jokes also.

1. A guy in a plane stood up and shouted, HIJACK! All passengers got scared.
   From the other end of the plane, a guy shouted back, HI JOHN!
2. Terrorists have hijacked a plane filled with politicians... They say they will release one politician per hour if their demands aren't met.
3. Jack and John A guy in a plane stood up and shouted "Hijack!" Everyone panicked. From the other end of the plane a man stood up and shouted back "Hi John!"
4. A busload of lawyers was hijacked by terrorists... ... They're threatening to release one per hour until their demands are met.
5. Did you hear about the terrorists who hijacked a plane of lawyers? They threatened to release one every hour til their demands were met.
6. A guy stands up on a plane and screams "HIJACK" and everybody is understandably afraid. However shortly after this someone shouts back, "Hi Fred!"
7. Hijack!!! Everyone in the plane was scared when some random guy screamed "HIJACK!!!"
   But everyone calmed down when someone else screamed back "HI JOHN!!!"
8. A man stands up on a plane and yells, "HIJACK!" Another man a few rows down stands up as well and yells, "Hi Bill!"
9. What do you call an American navy ship that's been hijacked by communist pirates? USS-Arrr!
10. Chuck Norris' plane was hijacked by terrorists and landed at a foreign country for ransom The demand was to pay $5,000,000 within 24 hours, otherwise Chuck Norris would behead the terrorists.

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Hijack One Liners

Which hijack one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hijack? I can suggest the ones about steal and hacking.

1. What kind of car do you drive before you hijack an airline? A DB Mini Cooper
2. If you beat your meat on an airplane... Is that considered hi-jacking?
3. Hey Girl! Can I be the hijacked plane that penetrates your twin towers?
4. Why don't Black people hijack airplanes? They'll have no one to sell it to.
5. My friend, Jack, is a pilot I said one day, "hi,jack"
   He.shot me.
6. What is D.B Cooper's favorite CoD map? Hijack
7. I once got arrested for greeting my friend Apparently the police doesn't like hi-jack-ing
8. Why do lumberjacks never take the plane with their brothers? The Brother is a hijack
9. How do you change an airplane's tires mid-flight? Use a hijack.
10. What do you call flying solo in the mile high club? A h**....
11. So I'm making a TV series about a plane h**..... We've just shot the pilot.
12. Do not fap on a plane.. Unless you enjoy h**...
13. What do you call m**... on a plane Hi-jacking
    Never forget
14. What do you call a h**... on a plane? A h**....
15. What do you call it when someone masturbates on an airplane? h**...

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