Hijacker Jokes

3 hijacker jokes and hilarious hijacker puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hijacker that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Share These Hijacker Jokes With Friends

Unearthly Funniest Hijacker Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

What is a good hijacker joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A guy in a plane stood up and shouted, HIJACK!

All passengers got scared.
From the other end of the plane, a guy shouted back, HI JOHN!

Terrorists have hijacked a plane filled with politicians...

They say they will release one politician per hour if their demands aren't met.

A bearded guy

A bearded, middle-eastern guy boards a plane. As soon as he enters he shouts "hijack!". All the passengers are scared to death. Some start crying. Then a white guy from the back stands up and says "oh hi Ahmed, didn't expect to see you here.."

Share These Hijacker Jokes With Friends