Hijacked Plane Jokes
31 hijacked plane jokes and hilarious hijacked plane puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hijacked plane that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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- A guy in a plane stood up and shouted, HIJACK! All passengers got scared.
From the other end of the plane, a guy shouted back, HI JOHN! - Terrorists have hijacked a plane filled with politicians... They say they will release one politician per hour if their demands aren't met.
- Did you hear about the terrorists who hijacked a plane of lawyers? They threatened to release one every hour til their demands were met.
- A man stands up on a plane and yells, "HIJACK!" Another man a few rows down stands up as well and yells, "Hi Bill!"
- Can i request that we don't make any 9/11 jokes on here? My grandpa died that day. Right after he hijacked a plane and crashed it.
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Hijacked Plane One Liners
Which hijacked plane one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hijacked plane? I can suggest the ones about passenger plane and airplane crash.
- Why do lumberjacks never take the plane with their brothers? The Brother is a hijack
- So I'm making a TV series about a plane h**..... We've just shot the pilot.
- Do not fap on a plane.. Unless you enjoy h**...
- What do you call m**... on a plane Hi-jacking
Never forget - Why was the t**... m**... on the plane? He was h**... it.
- Hey Girl! Can I be the hijacked plane that penetrates your twin towers?
- How did the h**... avoid getting caught? He hid in plane site.
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What funny jokes about hijacked plane you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean plane crash jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hijacked plane pranks.
A bearded guy
A bearded, middle-eastern guy boards a plane. As soon as he enters he shouts "hijack!". All the passengers are scared to death. Some start crying. Then a white guy from the back stands up and says "oh hi Ahmed, didn't expect to see you here.."
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If you were arrested for m**... on a plane...
....they would have to charge you with hi-jacking
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A plane gets hijacked by a couple of terrorists
The head t**... is in the cockpit with the pilot. He demands that the pilot takes them to a free country or else the entire plane will blow up.
The pilot retorts: " This is an airliner, not a spaceship!"
My dad worked for years as an actuary.
Back in the 1970s he travelled a lot for his work. This was during the time when hijackings, bombings and stuff like that weren't too uncommon.
Being a statistician, he sat down one day and calculated the odds that a bomb would be on a plane that he was on. Turns out, he didn't like the odds.... so the very next day he starting carrying a bomb with him on every plane that he boarded.
Cause he figured, what are the chances that *two* bombs would be on the same plane...
Terrorists hijack a plane flying into London. They tell everyone to raise their hands over their heads if they are British or American.
They wanted French people too but they already had their hands up.
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Did you hear the one about the Jewish t**...?
He was gonna hijack a plane but he didn't want to use his miles
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On a flight from Dubai to NYC, I met a cheerful gentleman from Pakistani. He stressed that Pakistan is now a new country, peaceful & totally against terrorism
To prove his point, he decided not to hijack the plane.
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Chuck Norris' plane was hijacked by terrorists and landed at a foreign country for ransom
The demand was to pay $5,000,000 within 24 hours, otherwise Chuck Norris would behead the terrorists.
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What did the depressed t**... say to the passengers on the plane he hijacked?
I'm sorry to bring you all down.
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Why is taking over a plane in the air called h**...?
If it were on the ground, it would be lowjacking
A plane crashes
There were 152 people on a plane. It gets hijacked and crashed, and everyone on it dies. God says they all get one wish because of how tragically they died. The first man wishes for himself not to be ugly, the second person wishes she was skinnier. They all wish for something that improves their appearance. Halfway through the line God notices a man in the back laughing hysterically. The closer he gets to the back the harder the man laughs. When he gets to the last man he asks whats so funny.
"I wish they were all ugly again!"
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Three men are on an airplane...
One of them has a knife, one has a gun, and the other has a bomb. The first guy with the knife, realizes that he cannot go through with h**... the plane, so he throws the knife out the window.
The second guy, with the gun, also decides that he cannot go through with h**... the plane, and throws his gun out the window.
Alas, the third guy also makes this decision, and throws the bomb out of the window.
Their plane lands sometime later and they decide to grab a drink at the bar. Upon walking up to a bar they notice everyone is gathered around the tv, watching intently. It shows 3 children...
"what happened?" the men ask the fellow patrons.
"shh, just watch"
On TV:
Reporter: "Son, why are you crying?"
Kid 1: "My daddy got stabbed by a knife from the sky!!!"
The man that threw the knife out realizes that it was his knife and feels horrible...
Reporter: "Little girl, why are you crying?"
Kid 2: "My daddy got shot from a gun falling from the sky!!!"
The man that threw the gun out realizes that it was his gun and feels horrible...
Reporter talking to the final child: "Kid, why are you... laughing?"
Kid 3: "My daddy f**... and the house blew up!!!!"