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32 hijack jokes and hilarious hijack puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hijack that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Hijack Short Jokes

Short hijack jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hijack humour may include short jacking jokes also.

  1. A guy in a plane stood up and shouted, HIJACK! All passengers got scared.
    From the other end of the plane, a guy shouted back, HI JOHN!
  2. Terrorists have hijacked a plane filled with politicians... They say they will release one politician per hour if their demands aren't met.
  3. Jack and John A guy in a plane stood up and shouted "Hijack!" Everyone panicked. From the other end of the plane a man stood up and shouted back "Hi John!"
  4. A busload of lawyers was hijacked by terrorists... ... They're threatening to release one per hour until their demands are met.
  5. Did you hear about the terrorists who hijacked a plane of lawyers? They threatened to release one every hour til their demands were met.
  6. A guy stands up on a plane and screams "HIJACK" and everybody is understandably afraid. However shortly after this someone shouts back, "Hi Fred!"
  7. Hijack!!! Everyone in the plane was scared when some random guy screamed "HIJACK!!!"
    But everyone calmed down when someone else screamed back "HI JOHN!!!"
  8. A man stands up on a plane and yells, "HIJACK!" Another man a few rows down stands up as well and yells, "Hi Bill!"
  9. What do you call an American navy ship that's been hijacked by communist pirates? USS-Arrr!
  10. Chuck Norris' plane was hijacked by terrorists and landed at a foreign country for ransom The demand was to pay $5,000,000 within 24 hours, otherwise Chuck Norris would behead the terrorists.

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Hijack One Liners

Which hijack one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hijack? I can suggest the ones about steal and hacking.

  1. What kind of car do you drive before you hijack an airline? A DB Mini Cooper
  2. If you beat your meat on an airplane... Is that considered hi-jacking?
  3. Hey Girl! Can I be the hijacked plane that penetrates your twin towers?
  4. Why don't Black people hijack airplanes? They'll have no one to sell it to.
  5. My friend, Jack, is a pilot I said one day, "hi,jack"
    He.shot me.
  6. What is D.B Cooper's favorite CoD map? Hijack
  7. I once got arrested for greeting my friend Apparently the police doesn't like hi-jack-ing
  8. Why do lumberjacks never take the plane with their brothers? The Brother is a hijack
  9. How do you change an airplane's tires mid-flight? Use a hijack.
  10. What do you call flying solo in the mile high club? A h**....
  11. So I'm making a TV series about a plane h**..... We've just shot the pilot.
  12. Do not fap on a plane.. Unless you enjoy h**...
  13. What do you call m**... on a plane Hi-jacking
    Never forget
  14. What do you call a h**... on a plane? A h**....
  15. What do you call it when someone masturbates on an airplane? h**...

Hijack joke, What do you call it when someone masturbates on an airplane?

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What funny jokes about hijack you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean hitch jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make hijack prank.

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A bearded, middle-eastern guy boards a plane. As soon as he enters he shouts "hijack!". All the passengers are scared to death. Some start crying. Then a white guy from the back stands up and says "oh hi Ahmed, didn't expect to see you here.."

Terrorists hijack a plane flying into London. They tell everyone to raise their hands over their heads if they are British or American.

They wanted French people too but they already had their hands up.

Did you hear the one about the Jewish t**...?

He was gonna hijack a plane but he didn't want to use his miles
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On a flight from Dubai to NYC, I met a cheerful gentleman from Pakistani. He stressed that Pakistan is now a new country, peaceful & totally against terrorism

To prove his point, he decided not to hijack the plane.

Two friends were travelling through plane..

A guy in a plane stood up & shouted: HIJACK!
All passengers got scared
From the other end of the plane, a guy shouted back Hi John

My friend Jack flew in at the airport.

Greeted him but then I was arrested. Apparently you're not allowed to say hijack at an airport.

Police Chief: There has been a car hi on Seventh Street

Police Officer: Don't you mean a hijack?
Chief: No, he had an iPhone 7

Aggie t**... hijack the Goodyear blimp!

They bounced off of 4 skyscrapers before surrendering.

Hijack joke, What is D.B Cooper's favorite CoD map?

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