Hijack Jokes

Funniest Hijack Short Jokes

Short hijack jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hijack humour may include short hitch jokes also.

1. A guy in a plane stood up and shouted, HIJACK! All passengers got scared.
   From the other end of the plane, a guy shouted back, HI JOHN!
2. Terrorists have hijacked a plane filled with politicians... They say they will release one politician per hour if their demands aren't met.
3. A busload of lawyers was hijacked by terrorists... ... They're threatening to release one per hour until their demands are met.
4. Did you hear about the terrorists who hijacked a plane of lawyers? They threatened to release one every hour til their demands were met.
5. A man stands up on a plane and yells, "HIJACK!" Another man a few rows down stands up as well and yells, "Hi Bill!"
6. So I put my phone on airplane mode... So I put my phone on airplane mode and it crashed...
   It must've been hijacked.
7. The green new deal is actually a national security bill. With out any airplanes there will be no more hijackings.
8. My friend Jack flew in at the airport. Greeted him but then I was arrested. Apparently you're not allowed to say hijack at an airport.
9. Police Chief: There has been a car hi on Seventh Street Police Officer: Don't you mean a hijack?
   Chief: No, he had an iPhone 7
10. Q: Why is Al Qaeda more compassionate than pro-lifers?
    A: The 9/11 hijackers got to die instantly.

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Hijack One Liners

Which hijack one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hijack? I can suggest the ones about hostage and theft.

1. What kind of car do you drive before you hijack an airline? A DB Mini Cooper
2. My friend, Jack, is a pilot I said one day, "hi,jack"
   He.shot me.
3. What is D.B Cooper's favorite CoD map? Hijack
4. I once got arrested for greeting my friend Apparently the police doesn't like hi-jack-ing
5. Why do lumberjacks never take the plane with their brothers? The Brother is a hijack
6. What do you call flying solo in the mile high club? A h**....
7. So I'm making a TV series about a plane h**..... We've just shot the pilot.
8. Do not fap on a plane.. Unless you enjoy h**...
9. What do you call m**... on a plane Hi-jacking
   Never forget
10. What did the t**... that hijacked a jumbo-jet full of I.R.S. agents do?
11. What do terrorists and m**... in an airplane have in common? h**...
12. If you... ... fap on an airplane, are you h**...?
13. If you beat your meat on an airplane... Is that considered hi-jacking?
14. What is a t**...'s favorite thing do while high? h**...
15. Why was the t**... m**... on the plane? He was h**... it.

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What funny jokes about hijack you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean invade jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hijack pranks.