Hijab Jokes

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Funniest Hijab Short Jokes

Short hijab jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hijab humour may include short muslim women jokes also.

1. Muslim women are the best fighters. Not only can they attack with their low jabs, they can attack with their hijabs.
2. I make a living cleaning Muslim women's head coverings. It's a dirty hijab, but someone's gotta do it.
3. An Arab girl asked me if I wanted a hijab.. I said, Sure. But I don't think that's how it's pronounced .
4. I'm sick and tired of debating people about burqas, niqābs and hijabs etc. So many blanket statements.
5. A Muslim lady was denied entrance into Mcdonalds today until she removes her hijab.... Should have gone to Burka king.
6. Half of Iranians wants to drop headscarf laws -- believe that wearing a hijab should be a private choice. The other half are men.
7. A stunning beauty in hijab passed by me and my friend He asked what would you give her score ?
   Answering 9/11 was probably not the answer he expected.
8. What do Iranian men tell their unemployed, underdressed wives? They tell them to get hijab.
9. Coworker came up with this one. What do you say to your unemployed female Muslim roommate?
   Get a hijab.
10. I just saw a Lilliputian wearing a hijab on the metro. Someone ticked me on my shoulder and said i could make a wish. 'Please don't blow up' i wished.

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Hijab One Liners

Which hijab one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hijab? I can suggest the ones about turban and scarf.

1. Have you met the burka boxer? Apparently hijabs.
2. Why did the Muslim tailor make so many veils? It's hijab.
3. Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family? He lost hijab.
4. Q&A Q: What did the employed Muslim say to the unemployed atheist?
   A: Get a hijab
5. Why was the middle eastern woman unemployed? Cuz she quit hijab.
6. What is an Arabs favorite fighting technique? Hijab
7. What did the Hawaiian wearing a hijab say as he approached the buffet? Aloha snack-bar
8. [Religion]What do you get when you cross a cow and a hijab A mooslim.
9. Why did the Muslim lady quit working at the hat store? She hated hijab.
10. What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants? They took my hijab!
11. How does a Muslim boxer keep his distance? Hijabs
12. Why didn't the Middle Eastern man go to jail? Because hijab his wife, but nobody cared.
13. What did the Muslim man do to his wife? Hijab'd her.
14. Who called it hijab? When they could have called it a deter-gent.
15. All woman should wear hijabs.

Wear Hijab Jokes

Here is a list of funny wear hijab jokes and even better wear hijab puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why do Middle Eastern men make their women wear hijabs? So they don't Karim their pants.
• Why do Muslim women wear headdresses? Because they think it'll get hijab done.
• Stop spreading the fake news that women are forced to wear hijabs. It's their free choice between wearing them or getting s**... to death.

Ridiculous Hijab Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter

What funny jokes about hijab you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mosque jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hijab pranks.