Hijab Jokes

Funniest Hijab Short Jokes

Short hijab jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hijab humour may include short muslim women jokes also.

1. An Arab girl asked me if I wanted a hijab.. I said, Sure. But I don't think that's how it's pronounced .
2. I'm sick and tired of debating people about burqas, niqābs and hijabs etc. So many blanket statements.
3. Half of Iranians wants to drop headscarf laws -- believe that wearing a hijab should be a private choice. The other half are men.
4. A stunning beauty in hijab passed by me and my friend He asked what would you give her score ?
   Answering 9/11 was probably not the answer he expected.
5. Coworker came up with this one. What do you say to your unemployed female Muslim roommate?
   Get a hijab.
6. I just saw a Lilliputian wearing a hijab on the metro. Someone ticked me on my shoulder and said i could make a wish. 'Please don't blow up' i wished.

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Hijab One Liners

Which hijab one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hijab? I can suggest the ones about turban and scarf.

1. Have you met the burka boxer? Apparently hijabs.
2. Why did the Muslim tailor make so many veils? It's hijab.
3. What is an Arabs favorite fighting technique? Hijab
4. Why did the Muslim lady quit working at the hat store? She hated hijab.
5. How does a Muslim boxer keep his distance? Hijabs
6. What did the Muslim man do to his wife? Hijab'd her.
7. Q: What did the Muslim girl say to her friend Jab? A: Hijab!
8. What's the most commonly used Muslim woman punch called? Hijab
9. What did the Black CEO take from the transgender Muslim employee? Hijab
10. Why was the middle eastern woman unemployed? Cuz she quit hijab.
11. What does a p**... smoking boxer and a Muslim woman have in common? A Hijab
12. What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants? They took my hijab!
13. Who called it hijab? When they could have called it a deter-gent.
14. What should you tell a t**...? Get hijab. Then you can go to the allahu snack bar.
15. What do you call a modern Muslim woman who just lost her job? Hijab-less.

Ridiculous Hijab Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter

What funny jokes about hijab you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mosque jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hijab pranks.