Highway Department Jokes
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I couldn't believe the highway department called my dad a thief.
But when I got home, the signs were all there.
Someone told me that my neighbor how works for the highways department was a kleptomaniac which was hard to accept.
But when I looked over his back fence, All the signs where there.
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Humorous story from the web:
Researchers for the Western Australian Main Roads Department found over 200 dead crows on the Great Northern Highway recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and confirmed that it was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during the analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by trucks, while only 2% were killed by cars. The MRD then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills. The O.B quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of impending danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "Truck".
hardworking robots.
a farmer purchased some shiny new robots to cut his harvest. one day a man from the highway department came by and told him the glare from his robots was blinding drivers on the interstate and that if the problem continues he would have to get rid of them. the man went to the store and bought some paint to remove the glare. two weeks later the man from the highway department came back by to ask him how his robots were doing. the farmer said "not so good. they were working great and then I painted them black and they wont show up for work now!"
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