Highschool Jokes
67 highschool jokes and hilarious highschool puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about highschool that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Highschool Short Jokes
Short highschool jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The highschool humour may include short grad jokes also.
- I'm an atheist with a god-complex... ...which explains why all my highschool teachers always said I never believed in myself.
- Son, as a reward for graduating high-school at the top of your class, we've decided to pool or money and send you abroad! Son: Is she hot?
- One of my happiest memory is when I won the science fair in highschool. I mixed charcoal, saltpetre and sulfur and blew away the competition
- The best thing about college is it forces you to have confidence Like in highschool i never had the confidence to walk in front of a moving car.
- My highschool sweet heart is the mother of my two children. But apparently, my wife isn't too happy about it.
- I went to my highschool reunion and came across a woman I'd never seen before. Luckily she didn't notice.
- My math teacher from highschool thought she was so smart and intelligent yet when I graduated, she was still in highschool.
- Nic Cage was a straight A highschool student but he slacked off one semester.
When he got his report card, he shouted "Bs! Not the Bs!" - Scientific research has proven that 90% of highschool students don't pay attention in class Other 10% don't come to school
- My friend has a PHD. Even though he only has a Public Highschool Diploma, he has been living a pretty happy life.
Side note: My father loves to make this joke, so I had to share.
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Highschool One Liners
Which highschool one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with highschool? I can suggest the ones about student and freshman.
- What do a gay Mexican and a highschool nerd have in common? They both do their essays.
- What do you call a nerd after highschool? Boss
- Last one alive is a valedictorian At my highschool during COVID.
- I went to an all black highschool This year they decided to repaint it blue.
- Why did the ice cube drop out of highschool? It was too cool for school.
- My Best Friend Decided To Play The Tuba in Highschool He was just really into heavy metal
- Favorite highschool memory Leaving
- If Joseph Stalin completed all of his highschool credits Does that make him a Stalingrad?
- Too bad they won't allow dogs to graduate highschool. They're just K-9.
- My nickname in highschool was mushroom. Because I'm a fun guy.
- What do you call a bad Mathematician? A high-school teacher.
- What high-school has taught me? Science, English, Maths and a few other words.
- in highschool theh called me garfield.... Because I hated Mondays, and I had a tail.
- why is highschool called highschool? because that's when everyone starts getting high.
- This girl kept asking me if I was gay in Highschool And I was like "no mom I'm not gay"
Highschool Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter
What funny jokes about highschool you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean college jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make highschool pranks.
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Mr. Smith, the biology instructor at a Highschool, said during class, “Miss Jones, would you please name the o**... of the human body, which under the appropriate conditions, expands to six times its normal size, and define the conditions.”
Miss Jones gasped, then said, “Mr. Smith, I do not think that is a proper question to ask me. I assure you my parents will hear of this.” With that she sat down red-faced.
Unperturbed, Mr. Smith called on Miss Brown and asked the same question. Miss Brown, replied, “The pupil of the eye, in dim light.”
“Correct,” said Mr. Smith. “And now, Miss Jones, I have three things to say to you. One, you have not studied your lesson. Two, you have a dirty mind. And three, you will some day be faced with a dreadful disappointment."
When I graduated from highschool, I was so poor and couldn't afford college.
So my parents sent me to dog training school.
I learned a lot when I was there.
Sit, stay, roll over.
I haven't quite got the fetching part down.
They say I'm a little rough around the edges.
Jenga Towers
At Highschool we have a test every week and my teacher lets the person with the highest score bring in their favourite board game. For years, my favourite game has been Jenga, the falling towers game.
So on friday the 8th in the first week of September I finally get the highest score and the teacher tells me I can bring in a board game on monday.
mfw I walk into class on 9/11 with Jenga and I'm a muslim...
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One I remember from high-school (kids, stay away)
So, there are these two guys and a woman who get stranded on an island.
After a couple of months of trying to escape and learning to survive, they decide to tough it out on the island until someone comes by and rescues them.
With the obvious urges exceedingly present and with their lack of options, they decide to enter into a ménage à t**... -- the deal being that the woman will spend one week with one of the men, and then switch.
This goes on for a couple of years, and no one comes to the rescue. They live and prosper on the island until one day, the woman suddenly dies.
Her two lovers, obviously upset at her death, continue to live on the island, still hoping for escape, but with their hope at lengths' end.
The first week after her passing is terrible.
The second week is excruciating.
The third week, one of them breaks down in tears and refuses to speak to the other -- since it's so abysmal.
The fourth week, they have no choice but to bury her.
(Sorry in advance if this is a bit grisly)
So evidently the kid who stabbed all the people at his highschool today was always told he would be famous.
He felt like today was the day to take a stab at it.
Taking that CPR class before Highschool...
Led me to believe that choking and strokes would have occurred more often that I thought.
Back in highschool girls would CONSTANTLY fight over me
Back then, I just prayed they weren't wearing high heels.
What's the hottest thing about highschool girls?
Angelman-Syndrome
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It hurts every time!
During high-school health class, the topic of s**... came up. Whilst discussing it, the teacher described it as, "the most pleasurable experience you will ever have".
After hearing this, a girl from the back of the class calls out, "You're lying! It hurts every time!"
Puzzled, the teacher finally clicks and asks, "You aren't devoutly religious, by any chance...?"
Hillary Clinton says she will pass laws against high-school age interns.
She said she's going to put a lot of collating minors out of business.
Hades is a like a Highschool Football Player
Hades was able to secure a pretty girl, trick her to eat swallowing his seeds, and now she has to live with him, all while her mother despises him.
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I was at my 20 year highschool reunion and a friend asked, "If you could have s**... with any girl from highschool who would it be?"
I told him I think we are getting a little old for highschool girls, maybe we should date people our own age.
I married my highschool sweetheart.
I don't know why the prosecutor keeps bringing that up.
When is a door not a door?
When it is ajar.
Edit (back story): the origin of this joke came from a road trip back when I was in highschool (about 17 years ago). My buddy left the car door open and the dash displayed "the door is ajar". He thought it was funny, since we're use to seeing the "door open" icon and wouldn't stop telling the joke.
Not surprised it's been heard / told before but just happen to never hear it from any other source.
So a dyslexic guy walks into a bra.....
Credits to my uncle, for making this his senior quote in highschool. Not sure if he thought of it or not.
In highschool I used to be girl crazy...
And by girl crazy I don't mean I was obsessed with girls...I mean I was irrational and never used logic.
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I was put into a special ed class in highschool.......
I came for the easy grades, but I stayed.....
...***For the ladies***
What do you call a 7' tall, shy, mentally challenged highschooler who befriends the coach and becomes a successful point guard?
Radio Shaq
So I went to this concert with my wife
And I recognized one of the violin players from my highschool marching band. He played fine, but not outstanding. My wife also recognized him. So after the concert we decided to say hi.
"Has anyone told you that you were the best violin player in the world?"
My friend was quite surprised from my wife's comment and also quite pleased. But before he could reply my wife continued.
"Ever wonder why?"
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I was rated "number 1 most likely to not m**... you in a cabin in a forest" in highschool.
I know, kind of a weird thing to be rated for but you won't find someone who disagrees.
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Watson walks in on Sherlock in bed with a girl much younger than himself.
As she hastily covers herself and leaves the room Watson looks at her and says
"Jesus, is she in highschool?"
To which Sherlock replies "Elementary, dear Watson!"
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Whats emptier than h**...'s heart?
A small town American 1945 high-school yearbook.
What do you call someone that had potential to be great in highschool, but now has no friends, no career aspirations, and is satisfied with a menial job?
Idk what others would say, but I know my dad is refusing to call me "son"
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What's the difference between your moms high-school and the titanic?
Your mom didn't go down on the titanic.
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Why did the highschool heart throb p**... become a devout Christian?
He heard they had more sects than any other religion.
Did you know that highschoolers can drink in Mississippi?
I mean you can't stop them after they turn 21.
American School System
5th grade: You better learn cursive, because in middle school; all your work will be done in cursive!
6th grade: Just write print it's easier to read
Highschool: You better learn these core classes because they'll be required to know before college!
College: You have to retake and pay for these Core Classes for your Degree
My highschool teacher just became a grandfather
True story, a little background I had a teacher in highschool that I kept up with after graduation, he is also a little Aspergery.
So I just found out that he became a grandfather so I asked him What are you gonna have the kid call you ie grandad, grandpa, gramps etc... And in complete seriousness he responds with
"He's not gonna call me anything he can't talk"
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One of the Saddest Stories I've Ever Heard
The HighSchool Girls National diving team's plane crashed into the ocean, and they washed up on a deserted island.
Physically, the few survivors were unharmed, but as the days past, their minds began to crack as they realized that they had not the tools, knowledge, or materials to build a working diving board and bring some normalcy back into their lives!
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But alas… The poor b**... were forced to resort to cannonballism.
