Highs Jokes
26 highs jokes and hilarious highs puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about highs that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Highs Short Jokes
Short highs jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The highs humour may include short tops jokes also.
- I wrote the names of everyone I've unfriended onto a piece of paper; but my roommate took it and rolled it into a joint. Now he's high on my list of people I never want to see again.
- Did you hear about McDonald's trying to get into the high end steakhouse market? It was a Big Mcsteak
- Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion yesterday in less than 5 moves. Finally my high school karate classes came in useful.
- I wrote down the names of all the people I hate, and my roommate used it to roll his joint. He is now high on my list of people I never wanna see again.
- In high school some kids told me they'd give me $20 to hang out with them. Turns out it was just clique bait.
- Alabama changed the drinking age to 34 They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools
- TIL that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Arkansas to 32. It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
- Twenty years ago, my friend made a website where you compare getting high from different drugs. It was the original trip advisor.
- What does Tumblr and KFC's chicken have in common? They both contain high amounts of trans fats.
- As an executioner, I often ask prisoners for their last requests. My last inmate asked me for a high five, but I just left him hanging
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Highs One Liners
Which highs one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with highs? I can suggest the ones about high people and high waters.
- What sort of grades did Tommy Wiseau receive in school? Oh, high marks.
- Yo mama's so fat she went out in high heels and came back in flip flops
- Why didn't the japanese guy get a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
- It turns out my high school chemistry teacher was right.... Alcohol IS a solution.
- Gas prices are so high... That even the coronavirus stopped traveling..
- My friend used my todo list to roll a blunt He's high on my list of priorities
- I told my wife she was applying her eyebrows too high She looked surprised.
- What would you call the Fantastic Four if snoop dogg joined the team? The High Five
- I told a girl at work she drew on her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
- I told a girl she had drawn her eyebrows on too high... She looked surprised.
- I told my friend she drew her eyebrows on too high... She seemed surprised.
- We had a band in High School called 1023 Megabytes. We never made it to a gig.
- What do you call a dictionary on drugs? High definition.
- My dad gets high all the time He's a pilot.
- Cop asks a guy..how high are you? Guy: no officer, it's hi, how are you.
Uplifting Highs Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about highs you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean high ground jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make highs pranks.
My highschool bully still takes my lunch money...
But on the upside, he makes great Subway sandwiches!
I want to start a hardware store called Highs
We'd be in direct competition with Lowe's.
My bro asked what's it like being diabetic?
I said it has its highs and lows I asked him what it was like to have Bipolar disorder, he said it has its ups and downs
My highschool sweet heart is the mother of my two children.
But apparently, my wife isn't too happy about it.
I went to my highschool reunion and came across a woman I'd never seen before.
Luckily she didn't notice.
I love smoking w**... in a home improvement store.
Best way to take your highs with your Lowe's.
My highschool teacher just became a grandfather
True story, a little background I had a teacher in highschool that I kept up with after graduation, he is also a little Aspergery.
So I just found out that he became a grandfather so I asked him What are you gonna have the kid call you ie grandad, grandpa, gramps etc... And in complete seriousness he responds with
"He's not gonna call me anything he can't talk"
I have a job working with hot air balloons
It has its highs and lows
Digging a hole in the garden.
Lock down has had some highs and lows. For instance, I've had a bit more time to spend in the garden while the weather was fine.
I was digging a hole one day and couldn't believe it when I found a large number of what I think are roman coins. I was so excited that I ran back into the house to tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging the hole.
Scientists have found a definite link between sugar highs and p**...
If you have a sugar high, you've probably eaten too many lolis.
They're predicting record highs for Wednesday.
In other news the weather will be hotter than usual.