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Funniest Highs Short Jokes

Short highs jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The highs humour may include short tops jokes also.

1. I wrote the names of everyone I've unfriended onto a piece of paper; but my roommate took it and rolled it into a joint. Now he's high on my list of people I never want to see again.
2. Did you hear about McDonald's trying to get into the high end steakhouse market? It was a Big Mcsteak
3. Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion yesterday in less than 5 moves. Finally my high school karate classes came in useful.
4. I wrote down the names of all the people I hate, and my roommate used it to roll his joint. He is now high on my list of people I never wanna see again.
5. In high school some kids told me they'd give me $20 to hang out with them. Turns out it was just clique bait.
6. Alabama changed the drinking age to 34 They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools
7. TIL that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Arkansas to 32. It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
8. Twenty years ago, my friend made a website where you compare getting high from different drugs. It was the original trip advisor.
9. What does Tumblr and KFC's chicken have in common? They both contain high amounts of trans fats.
10. As an executioner, I often ask prisoners for their last requests. My last inmate asked me for a high five, but I just left him hanging

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Highs One Liners

Which highs one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with highs? I can suggest the ones about high people and high waters.

1. What sort of grades did Tommy Wiseau receive in school? Oh, high marks.
2. Yo mama's so fat she went out in high heels and came back in flip flops
3. Why didn't the japanese guy get a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
4. It turns out my high school chemistry teacher was right.... Alcohol IS a solution.
5. Gas prices are so high... That even the coronavirus stopped traveling..
6. My friend used my todo list to roll a blunt He's high on my list of priorities
7. I told my wife she was applying her eyebrows too high She looked surprised.
8. What would you call the Fantastic Four if snoop dogg joined the team? The High Five
9. I told a girl at work she drew on her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
10. I told a girl she had drawn her eyebrows on too high... She looked surprised.
11. I told my friend she drew her eyebrows on too high... She seemed surprised.
12. We had a band in High School called 1023 Megabytes. We never made it to a gig.
13. What do you call a dictionary on drugs? High definition.
14. My dad gets high all the time He's a pilot.
15. Cop asks a guy..how high are you? Guy: no officer, it's hi, how are you.

Uplifting Highs Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about highs you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean high ground jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make highs pranks.