The Best 4 Highpitched Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Highpitched jokes. There are some highpitched pumps jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these highpitched honks puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Highpitched Jokes and Puns

This pretty girl walked up to a Neanderthal, winked and said in a sexy voice Hey… is it true what they say about Neanderthal guys?

The Neanderthal screeches a high-pitched YES!! IT IS!!! Then smashes her brains in.

A man with a high-pitched voice approaches a woman and gives her his best pick-up line...

"If you were a vegetable," he says, "you'd be a cutecumber!"

"And if you were a fruit," replies the woman, "I wouldn't be surprised."

They say that whenever Superman hears a woman's high-pitched cry for help, he immediately comes.

BDSM must really turn him on.

You: So, dad, I was thinking…

Dad: Ohhhhh and I wondered what that high-pitched grinding sound was!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the highpitched inside jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working highpitched gas piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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