Highness Jokes
9 highness jokes and hilarious highness puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about highness that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Make your friends and family laugh with our collection of funny jokes about kings, dukes, and other royalty. From silly puns to humorous observations, these "your highness" jokes are sure to bring a smile to any monarch or duchess!
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The female janitor at my building asked if I would chill and smoke some w**... with her
I said no. I can't deal with high maintenance women
The Bible says being gay is fine, as long as you're high.
"A man who lays with another man should be s**...."
- Leviticus 20:13 ESV
What sort of grades did Tommy Wiseau receive in school?
Oh, high marks.
The female janitor in my building asked if I would smoke some w**... with her.
I said no; I can't deal with high maintenance women.
Two high school graduates are discussing their future college plans. The first says "I'm planning on going into farming, it's what my father did and it makes good money." The second asks "What type of farming? Wheat, corn, livestock?"
"I don't know man, there are so many fields to choose from."
A woman tells her doctor, "Kiss me!"
The doctor says, "What? Why would I do something like that?"
The woman says again, "Kiss me now!"
The doctor replies, "Certainly not!"
The woman demands a third time, "Doctor, I want you to kiss me!"
The doctor answers, "No! It's unprofessional, highly unethical, and to be honest we probably shouldn't even be having s**... right now!"
I wrote the names of everyone I've unfriended onto a piece of paper; but my roommate took it and rolled it into a joint.
Now he's high on my list of people I never want to see again.
Did you hear about McDonald's trying to get into the high end steakhouse market?
It was a Big Mcsteak
My wife asked me whether I experimented with s**... and drugs when I was in high school.
I said, Yes, but I was part of the control group.
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