Highly Intelligent Jokes
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What do you call a highly intelligent person in Washington DC who wants to help Donald Trump?
A psychiatrist.
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2 drunk guys are walking home
Two drunk guys, John and Adam were walking hime from a long day at the pub. The two spot a pile of cow s**... in front of them.
John says, "Is that a pile of cow s**...?"
Adam says, "That's just a pile of mud, idiot. Want me to prove it to you?"
John agrees, and Adam goes over to the pile of s**... and tastes it, the m**....
Adam exclaims, "Holy s**...! It IS cow s**...!"
John, with his high intelligence, goes over too and also has a taste.
"I told you it was cow s**..., good thing we didn't step on it."
The number of sentient lifeforms in the universe is at least 7.5 billion.
The amount of intelligent life, however, is highly disputed, and some people argue that none have been found.
Did you hear about the guy who was arrogant about his high intelligence?
His brains went to his head.
What do you call a bird of prey with high intelligence?
A falcon genius.
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Russian comedian describes life in his country
"You tell them that two plus two is four. But they show you the edict: as of yesterday, it's five. You say: four. But now it's six. And those who said it was five are in prison. You yell: four! But they admitted to past missteps and made it clear that if we pull together, we can make it seven. And if we leverage, we can go as high as eight. You yell: four! But they look at you and shake their heads: we thought he was intelligent but he's like a broken record - four, four four. No vision, no fresh ideas, not like overseas!"
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