Highly Concentrated Jokes
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First I put in two tablespoons of fresh chopped basil. Then six or so grapes. Then half a banana. A little orange juice concentrate. Then some Metaright high protein paste.
Then she says "Letting you play with my a**... was a mistake."
Man spills highly valuable can of concentrated oxygen
"It was an oxidant!", he was heard to say later.
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Four Original Math/Science Jokes
1. Yo momma's so mean her Z-score is zero!
2. What do you do with a high concentration bomb?
You diffuse it.
3. Why was X mad at the IRS?
He couldn't list Y as his dependent
4. Why did the students do well on the hard calc test?
Because the grade was on a curve
In germany there's a high concentration of...
Camps
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h**... captures 5 Jews
In a concentration camp h**... catches 5 Jews and asks the first one :
~ How many meters high can you jump?
~ 1 meter, he answered as he was trembling.
h**... gives him one loaf of bread and asks the same question to the second Jew.
~ 2 meters...replies the second Jew.
h**... gives two loaves of bread and asks the same question to the third Jew.
~ 3 meters! responds quickly the third Jew.
h**... draws his gun and blows his minds in air. Now the Jews concerned ask him:
~ Well, why you killed him?
And h**... replies:
~ He can jump over the fence!
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