Highlander Jokes
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Make everyone laugh with these hilarious Scottish Highlander jokes! Enjoy a chuckle at the expense of kilt-wearing Highlanders with jokes about tartan, bagpipes, and even Hispanics! Get ready to be tickled with these funny jokes that will leave you in stitches!
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Tour guide
A tour bus is going through the Highlands when the guide spots a sheep with its head stuck in the fence. He stops the bus and gets out, saying "watch this" and then bangs the sheep.
When he's finished, he zips up and asks "does anyone else want to have a turn?"
Another guy from the tour says "sure, I will" and sticks his head in the fence.
Proper English
An Englishman is out walking in the Highlands and gets thirsty, so he stops at a river to get some water. He's about to bring the water up to his mouth with his hand when he gets interrupted by a shepherd nearby.
"Dinnae drink oot the river, it's foo o' sheep pish!"
The Englishman looks confused and replies, "I'm sorry, my good man, I didn't understand a word of that! I'm English and on a walking holiday!"
The shepherd smirks and says, "I said use both hands; you'll get more water that way!"
I have a toyota Highlander. My wife said she wanted one too.
I told her no. In the end, there can be only one.
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What do you call a Scot man that smokes m**...?
A Highlander
What do the Mexican highlander say when he won a duel?
THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!
What car does Obi-Wan drive?
A Highlander
"Sir, we were unable to find your room. What did you say your name was again?"
"Highlander. There should be only one."
Did you hear about Disney's new Star Wars/ Highlander crossover?
The tag line is "There can be Obi-Wan."
The Scots are updating the perception of traditional Scottish fare.
Oatmeal porridge will now be known as a Highland Smoothie.
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