Highes Jokes

Funniest Highes Short Jokes

Short highes jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The highes humour may include short existence jokes also.

1. I wrote the names of everyone I've unfriended onto a piece of paper; but my roommate took it and rolled it into a joint. Now he's high on my list of people I never want to see again.
2. Did you hear about McDonald's trying to get into the high end steakhouse market? It was a Big Mcsteak
3. Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion yesterday in less than 5 moves. Finally my high school karate classes came in useful.
4. In high school some kids told me they'd give me $20 to hang out with them. Turns out it was just clique bait.
5. Alabama changed the drinking age to 34 They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools
6. TIL that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Arkansas to 32. It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
7. Twenty years ago, my friend made a website where you compare getting high from different drugs. It was the original trip advisor.
8. What does Tumblr and KFC's chicken have in common? They both contain high amounts of trans fats.
9. As an executioner, I often ask prisoners for their last requests. My last inmate asked me for a high five, but I just left him hanging
10. I had my leg x-rayed today. The doctor told me "your patella measures 2.54 cm"
    By surprise I said "Inch high knees?"
    The doctor replied "披萨卷2.54披萨卷"

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Highes One Liners

Which highes one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with highes? I can suggest the ones about ocean and mount.

1. What sort of grades did Tommy Wiseau receive in school? Oh, high marks.
2. Why didn't the japanese guy get a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
3. It turns out my high school chemistry teacher was right.... Alcohol IS a solution.
4. Gas prices are so high... That even the coronavirus stopped traveling..
5. My friend used my todo list to roll a blunt He's high on my list of priorities
6. I told my wife she was applying her eyebrows too high She looked surprised.
7. What would you call the Fantastic Four if snoop dogg joined the team? The High Five
8. I told my friend she drew her eyebrows on too high... She seemed surprised.
9. We had a band in High School called 1023 Megabytes. We never made it to a gig.
10. What do you call a dictionary on drugs? High definition.
11. My dad gets high all the time He's a pilot.
12. Cop asks a guy..how high are you? Guy: no officer, it's hi, how are you.
13. What's a pirate's favorite musical note? The High Cs
14. 2020 Olympic high jump results Gold - Mexico
    silver - Mexico
    Bronze - Mexico
15. "Sweetheart, I'm pregnant.", "High pregnant, I'm dad!" "Actually, you're not."

Hilarious Highes Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What funny jokes about highes you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean form jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make highes pranks.