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High Voltage Jokes

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What is a good high voltage joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

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During my job interview I was asked: After a long week how do you normally recharge your batteries

Apparently through high voltage n**... c**... wasn't the answer they were expecting.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and discovering a worm?

Having high voltage electrodes attached to your t**... and being flogged senseless with a knotted rope.

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Electrician Joke

High Voltage Electrician: "This job s**...! We never have enough supplies!"
Boss: "You're out of line!"

A man working on an imaginary high voltage transformer was found dead in his home.

He had apparently received a fatal shock from the fictitious device.
Investigators who later examined it concluded that this was because it was not grounded in reality.

What do you call a high voltage capacitor that's charged?

A flyback capacitor!

Engineering tip: you can always improvise a high voltage tester with two paper clips, a rubber band...

... and an intern.

You Must Have A High Ohm Rating

Because the more voltage I put in you, the hotter you get.

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