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Funniest High School Math Short Jokes

Short high school math jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The high school math humour may include short math homework jokes also.

  1. When I was in high school, my dad f*cked my teacher repeatedly for better grades in my math class. Thank god im homeschooled or that could have been wierd
  2. Math is easy! If there is one thing I learned in High school it's that, relationships are like algebra, you look at your X and wonder Y.
  3. I was in the debate team in high school. My best debate was about math. People still say I was the best math debater.
  4. Did you know that all high school math teachers are lonely? You can tell by them always asking you to find the X
  5. Calculus should be taught in every high school around the world. It is such an integral field of math.
  6. 1600 out of 2000 high school seniors flunked their math exam in my city. That's almost half!
  7. In high school math class ... I owned a car and I was good at calculus. They made me the "designated deriver".
  8. What happens when a university math professor and a high school math teacher get it on? Calculust
  9. A High School Math Question If an object traveling at 650 miles per hour encounters resistance and slows to 0 miles per hour within 2 seconds, for how long will it take the North Tower to fall?
  10. A high school teacher once told me that math can solve any problem, numerical or not. I've been sitting here for weeks and I still can't replace my X.
    ^^Sorry ^^;_;

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High School Math One Liners

Which high school math one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with high school math? I can suggest the ones about math exam and math test.

  1. What do you call a hot high school math teacher? Expansion of minors
  2. My High School math teacher passed everybody. He gave no F's.
  3. What high-school has taught me? Science, English, Maths and a few other words.
  4. Math Loving High School Girls
  5. Best math book never written: "High School Math" by Cal Q. Luss
  6. Q:What do you get if you add two apples and three apples?
    A:A high school math problem!

Cheerful Fun High School Math Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

What funny jokes about high school math you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean math problem jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make high school math pranks.

All of my friends are jealous when they find out I hooked up with my math teacher in high school

But honestly, being homeschooled s**....

Johnny, Billy and Jimmy are discussing girls at their high school.

Johnny said, Mindy Carlson let me kiss her in the playground after Math—she's one of the greats.
That's nothing, said Billy, Madison let me kiss her with tongues in the gym after Chemistry—she's a Hall-of-Fame-girl.
Little Jimmy just shook his head. You know Becca Sampson? She'll go down in history.

Successful entrepreneur

I met an old friend from high school the other day, and I couldn't believe how wealthy he had become. He ran a massively successful business, but could barely get a passing grade in math class when I knew him.
I asked him how he did it.
He said it was easy.
"All I did was find a product I could make for $2 and sell for $4. You'd be surprised just how much 2% adds up over the years!"

Why did h**... fail math in high school?

Because he could never get to the Final Solution.

High school math teachers true-love story....

After being separated for years by cruel fate, the two star-crossed lovers raced towards each other like two freight trains... one leaving Cleveland at 6:30pm and traveling south at 55mph and the other having left Topeka at 4:15pm heading east at 35mph...

My High School had a nap time class

It was great, every day it was so refreshing to get some sleep after lunch. But in order to get the class approved by the school district it had to have an official sounding name. So the school called it Math.

On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "

Violence" as every one of the answers.
He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.

Something nice happened to me today.

I'm a huge metal fan in high school. During math class, a beautiful girl sat next to me. She turned me on so much but she didn't notice me though. I tried really hard to impress her and she is hot.
Now the teacher is passing back the last week's test. She looks at me and she starts smiling and playing with her hair. I'm spinning and I can't handle it.
The teacher then trips over me. I broke down and stopped spinning. The beautiful girl then frowns. I looked back at the front of the room while trying hard to keep cool. I have no power.
The teacher plugs me in. I start spinning. I'm a huge metal fan.

Back in high school..

...I was a huge metal fan. In math class, I had an 8/10 girl next to me, she turns me on so much. I always try really hard to impress her, she's so hot. The teacher starts passing back last weeks test, and 8/10 looks at me, smiles, and starts playing with her hair. I can't handle it, I start spinning. The cute girl is completely staring now. I completely break down and stop spinning. She frowns, and I'm trying so hard to keep cool, but I had absolutely no power whatsoever. The teacher turns and plugs me back in, and I start spinning again. I was a metal fan in high school.

A h**... is the First in his Family to Attend Ninth Grade...

Jethro is the first in a long line of h**... and bumpkins to attend schooling beyond the eighth grade. After his first day of high school, the whole family is bursting with pride to see him swaggering up the driveway.
His father says, "Jethro, come tell us about that fancy high school! What'd you learn up there today?"
Jethro says, "Pa, they taught me some al-gee-bra."
His father is dumbstruck. "What is al-gee-bra, boy?"
Jethro says, "I ain't too sure. I think it's a math language."
His father says, "Well, speak some of that fancy al-gee-bra for us!"
Jethro says, "Pi R Squared."
Everyone in the family stops smiling. Jethro's father shakes his head. "No, boy. Pie are round. Cornbread are squared."