High Ranking Jokes
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Funniest High Ranking Short Jokes
Short high ranking jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The high ranking humour may include short high people jokes also.
- Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high ranking position in the US Government? Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
- Arkansas ranks highly among other states in terms of depression and adultery It's a sad state of affairs.
- Which high-ranking Cardassian did Sisko find easiest to fool? It wasn't Gul Dukat... it was Gul Ebahl!
- People ranked their favorite meats...but the survey was flawed and inconsequential. The steaks weren't very high
- Did you hear about the high-ranking military father who cloned himself? The result was a Major faux Pa
- What famous American funk/soul band was composed entirely of high ranking naval officers? The Commodores.
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High Ranking One Liners
Which high ranking one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with high ranking? I can suggest the ones about high class and high score.
- After the high ranking potato official was killed All flags were flown at half-mashed.
- I'm not really impressed with high ranking military officials, in General.
Cheerful High Ranking Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!
What funny jokes about high ranking you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean top level jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make high ranking pranks.
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So I've got some buddies...
They just so happen to be a high-ranking officials in Denver,Colorado. They're currently trying to get Republicans and Democrats to both agree to legalize medical m**... to ease arthritis symptoms. I guess you could say I have friends in high places in high places in high places for joint support for joint support for joint support.
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Kennedy's USSR joke
A man runs into the the Kremlin yelling, "the Premiere is an idiot the Premiere is an idiot".
The man was immidetaly arrested by the KGB and sentenced to 23 years in prison.
3 years for insulting a high ranking member of the party and 20 years for divulging a state secret.
The Soviet chairman asks a high ranking party member about potato supplies
Chairman: How does our potato supply look?
Party member: We have so many potatoes that, if they were piled one on top of another, they could reach God.
Chairman: But God does not exist.
Party member: Neither do the potatoes.
A concerned person is sick of all the corruption and injustice in the world and decides they want to expose it by becoming a journalist.
Only 3 weeks later they were caught trying to reveal corruption by some high ranking officials and were put to death.
You could say, they chose the wrong Korea.
Shaggy dog story…
Rudolf, the high ranking communist and his wife are asleep in their dacha outside Moscow. A noise on roof wakes her up. Wife says 'there's something moving around on our roof. I heard a plop then a clink'.
Rudolf says 'don't worry dear, it's just the first large raindrops'. Wife mumbles unconvinced, but sure enough, a few minutes later the obvious sounds of a drenching hit the roof.
Wife says 'I'm sorry I doubted you my love. You were right'
He says 'Yes. Never forget: Rudolf the Red knows rain dear'.
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A great tragedy befalls the USSR
At a Central Committee meeting dozens of high ranking officials were accidentally killed, poisoned with toxic mushrooms in their soup.
The investigation team arrives at the scene. It was horrific, some had scratched their throats deeply, other lay with foam at they mouth or bloodshot eyes.
But the investigation teams discovers something interesting, three of the dead had gun shot wound to their heads.
"What happened here, we thought this was a poisoning?"
"It was, but these three refused to eat their soup."
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Did you know back in the New Kingdom era, high ranking Egyptians were known for f**...?
They all had a toot-in-common
Prince William visits the Royal Institute for the insane...
He inspects the facilities and has a cup of tea with the workers, just as his mother would have done. He then asks to speak to a few of the residents. The staff were hesitant to agree to the request, but seeing as he was the chief patron of the institute, they couldn`t say no.
After meeting a few crazy types, the prince found himself talking to a young man who appeared completely normal. The young man explained his situation, "Someone has made a mistake. I have no idea why I am here. As you can see from my behaviour I am perfectly fine and I could fit into the community immediately. I`ve written to a number of high ranking people but they refer me back to the manager here. I guess you are my only chance of getting released. Can you talk to someone on my behalf?"
Prince William was very impressed with the manner in which the young man spoke and promised that he`d do all he could for him. But as the prince got up to walk away and continue his tour, the young man punched him really hard in the back of the head.
The prince was stunned and turned to face the man who said, "That was just so you wouldn`t forget me."