High Pitched Voice Jokes
7 high pitched voice jokes and hilarious high pitched voice puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about high pitched voice that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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This pretty girl walked up to a Neanderthal, winked and said in a s**... voice Hey… is it true what they say about Neanderthal guys?
The Neanderthal screeches a high-pitched YES!! IT IS!!! Then smashes her brains in.
A man with a high-pitched voice approaches a woman and gives her his best pick-up line...
"If you were a vegetable," he says, "you'd be a cutecumber!"
"And if you were a fruit," replies the woman, "I wouldn't be surprised."
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Have you ever dated someone with a high-pitched voice?
They're nothing but treble.
So i have this over the top gay friend..
He gets really screechy and table slappy when we watch hockey.
Slapping the table top and screeching in a high pitched feminine voice when his team scores a goal.
I wonder what in his past made him this way?
Was it caused by trauma?
Did he not get enough attention from his father?
Was he molested by his uncle?
Seriously people aren't just born Maple Leaf fans!
Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris.
His voice is still up there today.
A guy walks into a bar and has a drink...
After his first sip, he hears a high pitched voice say, "Hey mister, I like your tie!" He looks around but has no idea where the voice is coming from.
"Hey mister, I like your shoes!" he hears the voice say again. He scans the bar and it doesn't appear the voice came from anyone in the room.
He takes another sip of his drink and hears the voice one more time, "Hey mister, I like your haircut!"
Frustrated, the man gets up and walks over to the bartender. "I keep hearing this high pitched voice! Where's it coming from!?"
The bartender looks up at the man and says, "Oh those are the peanuts. They're complimentary."
I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie woooorld
admit it, you read that in an annoying high pitch voice
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