High Pitched Jokes
28 high pitched jokes and hilarious high pitched puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about high pitched that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest High Pitched Short Jokes
Short high pitched jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The high pitched humour may include short pitched voice jokes also.
- What's the difference between a feminist and a dentist's drill? One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.
- A doctor is walking in the corridor of the hospital when he hears a high pitched scream He shouts,"I SAID TAKE OFF HIS SPECTACLES"
- You: So, dad, I was thinking… Dad: Ohhhhh and I wondered what that high-pitched grinding sound was!
- I keep hearing high pitched Christmas songs in my ear. My Doctor thinks it might be tinseltus.
- Why did the first batch of Tickle Me Elmos have a high pitched laugh? The designers forgot to include two testtickles
- Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris.
His voice is still up there today. - I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie woooorld admit it, you read that in an annoying high pitch voice
- It's not funny for autistic people to make high pitched noises around them. Then again, not much is.
- They say that whenever Superman hears a woman's high-pitched cry for help, he immediately comes. b**... must really turn him on.
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High Pitched One Liners
Which high pitched one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with high pitched? I can suggest the ones about loud noise and loud.
- Why can't our ears hear very high pitched sounds? Because it hertz.
- Have you ever dated someone with a high-pitched voice? They're nothing but treble.
- What does the gay horse say? Say in high pitched
Voice,
Haaaaay - What do you call singers playing football in mount everest? High pitch
Cheeky High Pitched Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about high pitched you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pointy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make high pitched pranks.
This pretty girl walked up to a Neanderthal, winked and said in a s**... voice Hey… is it true what they say about Neanderthal guys?
The Neanderthal screeches a high-pitched YES!! IT IS!!! Then smashes her brains in.
A retail worker was talking to a customer when they noticed some long, high pitched noises coming from the electronic section
'Your Macbooks aren't breaking are they?' mused the slightly concerned customer.
The worker listened to the noise for a moment before motioning offhandedly to the speaker section.
'Don't worry, it's just a Dell.'
I just read a story about songs in history and the pitches in which they were sung.
For example, a march to battle was sung around middle D. Gregorian chants were sung from low D to middle G.
It seems that most, if not all, pirate shanties were sung on the high C's.
GOD: "Hey, let's make Vampires REAL. . .!"
God: "They shall drink BLOOD!"
God: "They shall be responsible for the DEATHS of more humans in history than any other creature!"
God: ". . . And they can FLY!"
God: . . .But let's troll them so they can only make annoying high pitched whiny noises
God: . . .And are only 1/2" tall. At most.
\*Creates Mosquito\*
A man with a high-pitched voice approaches a woman and gives her his best pick-up line...
"If you were a vegetable," he says, "you'd be a cutecumber!"
"And if you were a fruit," replies the woman, "I wouldn't be surprised."
So my German neighbour got a Samoyed...
...and she asked me for suggestions about what she should name him. I suggested her the name "Cloud".
Now everytime that dog does something ridiculous I hear a high pitched yell : "Cloud Nein!!"
So i have this over the top gay friend..
He gets really screechy and table slappy when we watch hockey.
Slapping the table top and screeching in a high pitched feminine voice when his team scores a goal.
I wonder what in his past made him this way?
Was it caused by trauma?
Did he not get enough attention from his father?
Was he molested by his uncle?
Seriously people aren't just born Maple Leaf fans!
Stevie Wonder calls Tiger Woods and asks, "How do you fancy a round of golf?" Tiger smiles to himself and responds, "I didn't know you were able to play, Stevie."
Stevie explains how he had a caddy put a device in each hole that emits a constant high pitched tone and he can wear an earpiece which tells him the direction and distance to it.
Tiger says, "You have to understand Stevie, I'm a pro golfer, the best in the world! It will be too much of a mismatch!"
Stevie laughs, "Ok, well, tell you what, a million dollars says I win or are you chicken!?"
Angrily, Tiger mutters, "Ok, done! When do you want to play!?"
Stevie responds, "Any night this week."
Stevie Wonder rings Tiger Woods and says
"how do you fancy a round of golf"
Tiger says "I didn't think you would be able to play Stevie"
Stevie explains how he had a caddy put a device in each hole that emits a constant high pitched tone and he can tune an earpiece into, which tells him the direction and distance to it.
Tiger says "you have to understand Stevie I am a pro golfer, it will be too much of a mismatch"
Stevie says" OK well tell you what, a million dollars says I win or are you chicken"
Tiger says "OK done, when do you want to play?"
Stevie says "any night this week"
A guy walks into a bar and has a drink...
After his first sip, he hears a high pitched voice say, "Hey mister, I like your tie!" He looks around but has no idea where the voice is coming from.
"Hey mister, I like your shoes!" he hears the voice say again. He scans the bar and it doesn't appear the voice came from anyone in the room.
He takes another sip of his drink and hears the voice one more time, "Hey mister, I like your haircut!"
Frustrated, the man gets up and walks over to the bartender. "I keep hearing this high pitched voice! Where's it coming from!?"
The bartender looks up at the man and says, "Oh those are the peanuts. They're complimentary."
Airman Jones was assigned
to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones was having a staggeringly high success-rate, selling insurance to nearly 100% of the recruits he advised. Rather than ask about this, the Captain stood in the back of the room and listened to Jones' sales pitch. Jones explained the basics of the GI Insurance to the new recruits, and then said: "If you have GI Insurance and go into battle and are killed, the government has to pay $200,000 to your beneficiaries. If you don't have GI insurance, and you go into battle and get killed, the government only has to pay a maximum of $6000. Now," he concluded, "which group do you think they are going to send into battle first?"