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What do you call a pig...

...with an unusually high IQ?
Einswine

My IQ is so high...

...I had to take the test twice to add the scores together.

Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.

People with a high IQ score...

...are good at taking IQ tests.

I heard Snoop Dog has an IQ of 147

That's really high.

Who's the favourite popstar of the high IQ'd?

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehanna

What does a person need inorder to fire-down his neurons?

High IQ. Apparently!

not necessary to have a high IQ to be an attorney?

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practising law somewhere.


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