The Priest says " you can't be here!". The particle replies "you can't have mass without me
The vicar says, "We don't want your sort in here!"
The Higgs-boson particle says
"But you can't have mass without me!"
And the priest says, "I'm sorry, we don't allow Higgs bosons in churches"
The Higgs replies, "but without me, you can't have mass"
The Pope says, "you call yourself the God particle! Your blasphemy is not welcome here, get out!"
The higgs boson particle says "but you can't have mass without me."
The priest says we don't allow Higgs Bosons in here . The Higgs Boson then replies but without me, how could you have mass?
And it gets stopped at the door by the bishop.
The bishop says, "Sir, I can't allow you in here."
"What? Why?" the particle responds.
"You call yourself the 'God particle.' That's blasphemy against our Lord."
"Oh, well, I guess that makes sense. Before I go, though, can I ask you a question?"
"Yeah sure," the bishop responds. "Might as well."
"So," the Higgs Boson begins, "if you don't allow me in here, how do you have mass?"
It's giving me a Hadron.
The priest says, "Hey hey hey, you're not allowed here."
The Higgs boson says, "But without me, there would be no mass."
He says 'but you can't have mass without me!'
They are aghast.
The priest says, "You!! You claim to be a god particle. Your kind are not allowed here."
HB replies, "Then how do you have mass?"
The priest says ''We don't allow you in here- you call yourself the God particle- that's sacrilegious!''
The Higgs Boson particle responds, ''Hey, if you don't allow the Higgs Boson particle, how do you have Mass?''
Priest: "I'm sorry we don't allow Higgs bosons in here."
Higgs boson: "oh I'm sorry, but without me you can't have mass."
So a priest walks into his church and sees a Higgs boson particle hanging around; says "what are you doing here?" the particle says "I've always been here - you can't have mass without me..."
*groan*
Pastor says "*oh no, no you don't! You have caused the church plenty trouble already, I must ask you to leave immediately!*"
Higgs Boson replies "*but without me, how will you have mass?*"
The preacher says "We don't allow Higgs Boson particles in here!"
The Higgs Boson particle says "If you don't allow Higgs Boson particles in here, how do you have mass?"
...the barman doesn't understand.
Priest says 'you're not allowed in here! Get out!' Higgs Boson looks at him confused, 'but without me you can't have mass.'
...and the priest immediately stops preaching and says "We dont like your kind around here. You are not welcome in this church.". The whole church, already silent, waits anxiously when Higgs replies "Why not? You can't have mass without me!"
Higgs Boson goes into a church. The priest says "you're not welcome here".
Higgs Boson says...
"You can't have mass without me".
"You can't be here" says the pastor
The Higgs Boson particle responds
"But with out me, how can you have mass?!"
When LHC discovered Higgs Boson, it literally became deus ex machina.
He's a mass murderer.
It would be a land of mass-murder
"You can't have Mass without me."
A higgs bison.
Because you can't have mass without him
Because it gives us mass
The Higgs Bison!
Because it gives us Mass
It's classified as a weapon of mass destruction.
He was very convinced. I bet this is how religions get started.
I'm collecting higgs bosons
You've got muons and gluons, protons and neutrons, but that higgs boson, what a radical.
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