Higgs Jokes
56 higgs jokes and hilarious higgs puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about higgs that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Higgs Short Jokes
Short higgs jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The higgs humour may include short neutrino jokes also.
- A Higgs Boson walks into a Catholic church The Priest says " you can't be here!". The particle replies "you can't have mass without me
- A Higgs-boson particle goes into a church. The vicar says, "We don't want your sort in here!"
The Higgs-boson particle says
"But you can't have mass without me!" - A Higgs boson enters a church And the priest says, "I'm sorry, we don't allow Higgs bosons in churches"
The Higgs replies, "but without me, you can't have mass" - A Higgs Boson walks into a church The priest says we don't allow Higgs Bosons in here . The Higgs Boson then replies but without me, how could you have mass?
- A Higgs boson walks into a Catholic church... The priest says, "Hey hey hey, you're not allowed here."
The Higgs boson says, "But without me, there would be no mass." - A Higgs Boson walks into a Church and is told to leave He says 'but you can't have mass without me!'
- A Higgs Boson walks into a Church They are aghast.
The priest says, "You!! You claim to be a god particle. Your kind are not allowed here."
HB replies, "Then how do you have mass?" - A Higgs boson walks into a Catholic church.. Priest: "I'm sorry we don't allow Higgs bosons in here."
Higgs boson: "oh I'm sorry, but without me you can't have mass." - Higgs boson walks into a Catholic church Priest says 'you're not allowed in here! Get out!' Higgs Boson looks at him confused, 'but without me you can't have mass.'
- A Higgs Boson particle walks into a church... "You can't be here" says the pastor
The Higgs Boson particle responds
"But with out me, how can you have mass?!"
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Higgs One Liners
Which higgs one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with higgs? I can suggest the ones about collider and subatomic.
- All this news about finding the Higgs Boson is so exciting... It's giving me a Hadron.
- A Higgs boson walks into a bar... ...the barman doesn't understand.
- What's the most massive mammal? A higgs bison.
- So a Higgs boson meets the Pope... "You can't have Mass without me."
- Why doesn't the pope like the Higgs Boson? Because you can't have mass without him
- Why is the Higgs Boson called "the god particle?" Because it gives us mass
- What grazes in the Higgs Field? The Higgs Bison!
- What do two atoms argue in the hadron collider? Higg no rants
- I'm not getting fat... I'm collecting higgs bosons
- About the new evidence surrounding the Higgs Boson particle Why does it Matter?
- What do you call the big brother of the Higgs Boson? The Big Broson.
- Is that a Higgs boson in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- Honey, am I fat? Of course not! You just interact a bit more with the Higgs field.
Higgs Boson Jokes
Here is a list of funny higgs boson jokes and even better higgs boson puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- It's Dad Jokes Friday, so I'm putting a few up Higgs Boson goes into a church. The priest says "you're not welcome here".
Higgs Boson says...
"You can't have mass without me". - LHC (Large Hadron Collider) When LHC discovered Higgs Boson, it literally became deus ex machina.
- A Higgs Boson particle showed up at church one day. The priest yelled, hey we don't serve your kind here. The Higgs Boson particle said, but you can't have mass without me.
- Scientists recently developed a weapon that directly targets the Higgs Boson It's classified as a weapon of mass destruction.
- Just explained the Higgs Boson to my friend even tho I don't understand it. He was very convinced. I bet this is how religions get started.
- Ever notice how at subatomic levels, everything starts rhyming? You've got muons and gluons, protons and neutrons, but that higgs boson, what a radical.
- If the higgs boson gives mass to subatomic particles does that make it a really tiny priest?
- Higgs Boson All those jokes about the Higgs Boson walking into a bar are massively overrated.
- Why would the Higgs Boson feel unsafe in a country where the leader openly practiced genocide? It would be a land of mass-m**...
- I heard there's a guy that destroyed a group of Higgs Boson particles. He's a mass m**....
Mass Higgs Jokes
Here is a list of funny mass higgs jokes and even better mass higgs puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A Higgs bosun walks into a Church. The priest tells the bosun we don't serve your kind here The bosun replies but without me how could you have mass?
Cheerful Fun Higgs Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
What funny jokes about higgs you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean atoms jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make higgs pranks.
A Higgs boson walks into a church, goes into the confessional and tells the priest that he's thinking of leaving the church
The priest says, my son, you can't leave the church!
The Higgs boson replies but I must, I am having a real crisis of faith!
The priest says, you don't understand, if you leave then we can't have mass!
A higgs boson particle walks into the Vatican
The Pope says, "you call yourself the God particle! Your blasphemy is not welcome here, get out!"
The higgs boson particle says "but you can't have mass without me."
So a Higgs Boson particle goes into a catholic church
And it gets stopped at the door by the bishop.
The bishop says, "Sir, I can't allow you in here."
"What? Why?" the particle responds.
"You call yourself the 'God particle.' That's blasphemy against our Lord."
"Oh, well, I guess that makes sense. Before I go, though, can I ask you a question?"
"Yeah sure," the bishop responds. "Might as well."
"So," the Higgs Boson begins, "if you don't allow me in here, how do you have mass?"
A Higgs-Boson walks into a church, only to be stopped by a priest at the door. "I'm very sorry but we don't allow Higgs-Boson in here."
The Higgs-Boson then replies, "But without me, how will you have mass?"
A Higgs Boson particle walks into a church...
The priest says ''We don't allow you in here- you call yourself the God particle- that's sacrilegious!''
The Higgs Boson particle responds, ''Hey, if you don't allow the Higgs Boson particle, how do you have Mass?''
Maybe not "particle-ularily" funny...
So a priest walks into his church and sees a Higgs boson particle hanging around; says "what are you doing here?" the particle says "I've always been here - you can't have mass without me..."
*groan*
Higgs Boson walks into a church
Pastor says "*oh no, no you don't! You have caused the church plenty trouble already, I must ask you to leave immediately!*"
Higgs Boson replies "*but without me, how will you have mass?*"
A Higgs Boson particle walks into a church
The preacher says "We don't allow Higgs Boson particles in here!"
The Higgs Boson particle says "If you don't allow Higgs Boson particles in here, how do you have mass?"
Higgs Boson walks into a church during Sunday services...
...and the priest immediately stops preaching and says "We dont like your kind around here. You are not welcome in this church.". The whole church, already silent, waits anxiously when Higgs replies "Why not? You can't have mass without me!"
