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22 hideous jokes and hilarious hideous puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hideous that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Hideous Short Jokes

Short hideous jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hideous humour may include short horrific jokes also.

  1. While going to sleep, my roommate always says that there is a hideous monster under his bed. We have a bunk bed.
  2. I dated a girl with a parrot once. Hideous thing that would not shut up. The parrot was cool though.
  3. A hideously ugly man with a parrot on his shoulder walk into a bar... The bartender asks "does the animal speak?"
    The parrot replies "I don't know."
  4. TIL that excessive consumption of raw egg white can cause brittle hair, rashes, fungal infection, and anemia... I then imagined the hairless, hideous, and weak beast Gaston should have looked like.
  5. I don't even know what ugly is anymore, I've thought some dude was alright looking, but a friend said she thought he was hideous I should add we were looking into a mirror at that time
  6. This hideous woman came stumbling up to me in a club with whiskey breath. She leaned into my ear. "s**...?" she asked.
    "Male," I replied.
  7. Failed DIY project I thought it would be cool to tar up my driveway, but it ended up looking hideous. Can't even blame anyone, it's my own s**... asphalt.

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Hideous One Liners

Which hideous one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hideous? I can suggest the ones about awful and horrible.

  1. I'll never watch women's powerlifting again. I saw some truly hideous snatches.
  2. How come we never see hideous fish men around any more? Dagon.
  3. Why are ugly people harder to see? They are hideous.
  4. Girl are you an angel? Because you are hideous by human standards.

Hideous joke, Girl are you an angel?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about hideous can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of hideous puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Laughable Hideous Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about hideous you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean atrocious jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make hideous prank.

A man is sitting on a train with a baby, who is very ugly.

In fact, the baby is so ugly that a nearby passenger says,
What a hideous baby.
I've never been so insulted in my whole life, the man says, and
hurries to the train conductor to complain.
I'm so sorry, sir, the train conductor says, when the man tells her
he was insulted so terribly. I apologise on behalf of the railway
company.
Please allow me to move you to the first-class cabin, where you
can enjoy a free glass of champagne and I will try to find some cheese for your pet rat.

Complimenting the wife

An Irish man's wife is standing n**... in front of the mirror, looking at her body and feeling distraught by what she sees.
"Oh p**..., look at me! I'm hideous! I'm overweight, me t**... are saggy and me hair's starting to go grey.
"Could you please pay me a compliment to make me feel better about meself?"
p**... looks up from his book and says to his wife,
"Ah well... at least we know ye have perfect eyesight!"

Local police have reported finding a body in the river. They say it's hideous, bloated and the smell is indescribable. It's ruin of a face is reportedly the stuff of nightmares. Obviously I'm really worried.

Just drop me a text and let me know you're okay.

An Amish couple go to the city

So an Amish man and woman head to the big city for the first time. When they book they hotel the see that they are on the 8th floor.
A they head towards the elevator they see a hideous woman get in and go to the top floor. When the elevator comes back down a beautiful woman gets out.
When the man sees this he tells his wife "quick, get in the elevator!"

A couple who had two beautiful daughters decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.

Soon, the wife became pregnant and was
happy to deliver a baby boy.
The father raced to the hospital to see his new
son, but was horrified to find an incredibly ugly
baby.
He said to his wife, "I cannot possibly be the
Father of that hideous child. Look at the two
beautiful daughters I fathered."
His wife blushed and the husband became suspicious. "Have you been with another man?" he said.
His wife admitted, "Not this time."

A l**... walks into a bar & tells the bartender...

A l**... walks into a bar & tells the bartender "I know I'm disgusting looking but If you could please serve me a scotch I'd be grateful, I'll leave if I'm too much to stomach." Bartender says "No problem, as long as your paying I'll pour."
So the bartender pours the l**... a drink & then starts gagging. the l**... say's he'll leave but the bartender says "No it's ok." So the l**... orders another scotch & the bartender pours the drink then vomits. the l**... says "you don't have to pretend I'm not hideous I can leave." The bartender shakes his head & says " what you look like isn't a big deal, but the guy next to you keeps dipping his chips in your arm."

A mother went into a coma after giving birth to twins

When she woke up after 6 months and 3 days, the doctor told the mother: "While you were in a coma, we had your brother name your children. One is a boy, one is a girl."
The mother, with a disappointed and angry look on her face told the doctor: "Why my brother? That guy is an idiot. So what did he name them?"
The mother, expecting hideous names, prepared herself.
"The girl, was named Denise." The mother thought, "Hey that wasn't so bad. What about my boy?"
The doctor said, "Denephew".

Fooling Around On Me?

A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters, decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.
Soon, the wife became pregnant, and, nine months later, delivered a baby boy.
The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son, but was horrified to find an incredibly-ugly baby.
He went to his wife and said, "I cannot possibly be the father of that hideous child. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered."
When his wife blushed, he became suspicious, and demanded, "Have you been fooling around on me?"
His wife confessed, "Not this time."

Hideous joke, Fooling Around On Me?

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these hideous jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.