The Best 12 Hideous Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Hideous jokes. There are some hideous fearsome jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hideous beautiful puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Hideous Jokes and Puns
This hideous woman came stumbling up to me in a club with whiskey breath. She leaned into my ear.
"Sex?" she asked.
"Male," I replied.
Failed DIY project
I thought it would be cool to tar up my driveway, but it ended up looking hideous. Can't even blame anyone, it's my own stupid asphalt.
While going to sleep, my roommate always says that there is a hideous monster under his bed.
We have a bunk bed.
Local police have reported finding a body in the river. They say it's hideous, bloated and the smell is indescribable. It's ruin of a face is reportedly the stuff of nightmares. Obviously I'm really worried.
Just drop me a text and let me know you're okay.
I dated a girl with a parrot once. Hideous thing that would not shut up.
The parrot was cool though.
An Amish couple go to the city
So an Amish man and woman head to the big city for the first time. When they book they hotel the see that they are on the 8th floor.
A they head towards the elevator they see a hideous woman get in and go to the top floor. When the elevator comes back down a beautiful woman gets out.
When the man sees this he tells his wife "quick, get in the elevator!"
A hideously ugly man with a parrot on his shoulder walk into a bar...
The bartender asks "does the animal speak?"
The parrot replies "I don't know."
I'll never watch women's powerlifting again.
I saw some truly hideous snatches.
How come we never see hideous fish men around any more?
Dagon.
TIL that excessive consumption of raw egg white can cause brittle hair, rashes, fungal infection, and anemia...
I then imagined the hairless, hideous, and weak beast Gaston should have looked like.
I don't even know what ugly is anymore, I've thought some dude was alright looking, but a friend said she thought he was hideous
I should add we were looking into a mirror at that time
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Why are ugly people harder to see?
They are hideous.
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