The Best 5 Hideo Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Hideo jokes. There are some hideo men jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hideo woman puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Hideo Jokes and Puns

This hideous woman came stumbling up to me in a club with whiskey breath. She leaned into my ear.

"Sex?" she asked.

"Male," I replied.

A hideously ugly man with a parrot on his shoulder walk into a bar...

The bartender asks "does the animal speak?"
The parrot replies "I don't know."

How come we never see hideous fish men around any more?

Dagon.

Why would Konami Sue Hideo Kojima over getting an erection?

You would have to consider Kojima Metal Gear Solid .

You hear about Hideo Kojima's remake of Pretty Woman?

A weapon to surpass Richard Gere


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the hideo walk jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working hideo gear piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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