Hide Seek Jokes
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Short hide seek jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hide seek humour may include short hide and seek jokes also.
- Where is the worst place to hide if you are having a game of hide and seek in a hospital ? The ICU
- My dad and I play hide and seek a lot to beat each other's record. My record is 2 hours until he found me. His record is 20 years and still counting.
- I'm trying to organize a Hide and Seek tournament for a while, but it is not easy. Good players are hard to find.
- My dad and I play hide and seek all the time. My record was 3 hours until my dad found me. His record is 20 years and still counting.
- I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but failed. Good players are hard to find.
- I am trying to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but it is turning out to be really difficult. Good players are hard to find.
- I was double majoring in cloning and hide-and-seek But I had to take a year off to find myself.
- Why was the cheetah so bad at hide and seek ? No matter where she hid, she was always spotted.
- I think my dad and I have the best relationship ever We've been playing Hide n Seek for nearly 22 years and I still can't find him!
- Why don’t accordion players ever get to play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding with that thing.
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Hide Seek One Liners
Which hide seek one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hide seek? I can suggest the ones about hides and seek.
- Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains? Mountains peak.
- Why don't orphans play hide and seek? Because no one will look for them.
- Why is Kevin Spacey bad at hide and seek? He comes out at the wrong time.
- Why do women over 30 stop playing hide and seek? Because nobody is looking for them.
- I'm having trouble organizing a Hide and Seek league. Good players are hard to find.
- What do you call a blonde in a closet? Last years hide and seek champion
- I tried to organize a hide and seek tournament. But good players are hard to find.
- Why should women over 30 never play hide and seek? Because no one is looking for them
- Why do accordionists never play hide and seek? They’re always found out.
- I wanted to make a team for a Pro Hide and Seek Game But good players are hard to find
- What's a skeleton in a closet? A hide and seek winner.
- Why don't ladybugs play hide and seek? They always get spotted!
- Why do tigers always beat cheetahs at hide-and-seek? They've never been spotted.
- What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? Last year's winner of hide and seek
- Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital? In the I.C.U.
Hide Seek Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about hide seek you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hide behind jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hide seek pranks.
Einstein, Newton, and Pascal are playing hide and seek.
Einstein counts down while the two hide. Pascal immediately runs for it, but Newton just draws a square around himself and stands there.
As he turns around he proclaims "Found you, Newton!"
"No, you found one Newton on a square-metre. You found Pascal."
The Heart Attack
THE HEART ATTACK
A blonde gets home from work early & hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.
She rushes upstairs only to find her husband n**... lying on the bed,
sweating and panting.
'What's up?' she asks.
'I think I'm having a heart attack,' - cries the husband..
The blonde rushes downstairs to use the phone, but just as she's dialling, her four-year-old son says
"Mummy mummy, aunty Shirley is hiding in the wardrobe & she has no clothes on"
The blonde slams the phone down and storms back upstairs into the bedroom
right past her husband..rips open the wardrobe door and sure enough, there is
her sister, totally n**... and cowering on the floor.
'You rotten b**...', she screams.
'My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around
n**... playing hide and seek with the kids!!'
Einstein, Tesla, Newton, and Pascal are all playing Hide 'N Seek
It is Einstein's turn to be it. So he covers his eyes and slowly counts to 20.
Tesla climbs up a tree, Pascal jumps behind a bush, and Newton stands right where he is and draws a 1m x 1m square around him.
"...eighteen, nineteen, twenty! Ready or not, here I come!" exclaims Einstein. Of course, Newton is the first person he sees so he tags him. "Gotcha, Newton!"
To which Newton responds, "Nope. Pascal!"
Two gay guys live together
The first guy says, "Let's play hide-and-seek. I'll hide, and if you find me I'll blow you."
The second guys says, "What if I can't find you?"
He says, "I'll be behind the piano."
What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?
Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest
Why don't g**... like to play hide-and-seek?
Because everyone knows they're in the closet
Hide and seek.
A girl was teaching a boy about her own rules at hide and seek: "If you can find me in 20 minutes, you may hold my hand. If you can find me in 10 minutes, you may kiss me. If you can find me in 2, you may do whatever you want to me, and I always hide behind the fridge."
Totally Nerdy Joke: Einstein, Newton, and Pascal playing hide and seek
Einstein, Newton, and Pascal are playing hide and seek. It's einstein's turn to count. Pascal runs away and hides under some bushes. Newton draws a large box in the dirt and stands inside it. Einstein finishes counting, sees Newton and declares "Aha! Newton, I found you!" Newton replies "No, you found one Newton per square meter. You found Pascal."
scientific joke
Scientists were playing hide and seek. Einstein was seeker.
Amongst the other scientists, Newton did not hide and stood in a 1 meter square.
Einstein: I found you Newton, I-spy
Newton: I am not Newton, as I am standing in 1 mtr square, I am newton per meter square: I am Pascal
!@#$%^&*()
Einstein, Newton, and Pascal play hide-and-seek
Einstein decides to be the seeker and begins counting. Pascal immediately runs to a closet and hides inside. Newton doesn't run or try to hide. Instead he takes some tape, makes a box on the ground, and steps inside. Einstein finishes counting and turns around to see Newton standing like an idiot.
"I found you Isaac, great hiding spot," says Einstein.
"You didn't find me," Newton replies. "You found one Newton per square meter. You found Pascal!"
Einstein, Newton & Pascal are playing hide and seek
Einstein starts counting "1...2...3..." and Pascal immediately runs away to hide. Instead of hiding Newton knees down and draws a square of one meter side length. Then he steps inside of it. Einstein finishes counting and turns around. He instantly yells "Newton I have found you!" But Newton replies: "No, what you see is one Newton over one square meter - so what you have found is one Pascal."
Einstein, Pascal, and Newton are playing hide and seek...
Einstein volunteers to be it so he closes his eyes and counts to 30. As he is counting, Pascal runs off to hide, but Newton draws a square (1x1 metre) and stands inside it. Einstein finishes counting and turns around and sees Newton. He says, "Newton, you're it. I found you." But then Newton says, "No, you found one Newton over a square metre; therefore, you've found Pascal!"
Nerd joke.
Einstein, Newton and Pascal are playing a rousing game of hide and seek. Einstein begins to count to ten. Pascal runs and hides. Newton draws a one meter by one meter square in the ground in front of Einstein then stands in the middle of it. Einstein reaches ten, uncovers his eyes, and exclaims Newton! I found you! You're it! Newton replies You didn't find me. You found a Newton over a square meter. You found Pascal!
Newton, Einstein and Pascal are playing hide and seek...
Einstein is it and starts counting. Pascal immediately runs off and hides. Newton just stands there and draws a 1 meter by 1 meter square and sits there waiting for Einstein to finish counting. When Einstein finishes counting, he immediately sees Newton, exclaiming, "You're it!" Newton only smiles and says, "You didn't find me, you found a Newton over a square meter. You found Pascal!"
Having s**... with you is like playing hide and seek
After the first 60 seconds you yell "ready or not, here I come!"
Came out to my parents at Christmas. Later that day my nephew asked to play hide and go seek.
Now I'm back in the closet.
Losing game pieces s**......
Especially when it's hide and seek...
I'll never forget you, Brian..
Trying to talk sense into a racist...
Is like trying to beat a Jew at hide and seek.
Newton, Einstein and Pascal are playing hide and seek
While Einstein is counting down from 100, Pascal runs and hides. Newton stands in pain view, and carefully measures out a meter square, then stands in it.
When Einstein turns around, he exclaims "Newton you're supposed to hide so I can't find you" . Newton replies "you found a Newton over a square meter, you found a Pascal"
Sleeping with my wife is like playing Hide-and-Seek...
I close my eyes, count to ten and say, "Ready or not, here I come."
Physics Joke
Einstein, Newton, and Pascal are all hanging out and bored so they decide to play hide and go seek. Einstein decides to count first, and as they are counting Pascal leaves to hide in a bush. Newton on the other hand draws a box under himself and just stands there. When Einstein is done counting he walks up to Newton and is like,"Newton, you're not even hiding". Newton then says,"Ah, but you found Newtons over meters squared! You found a Pascal!!".
Einstein, Newton and Pascal...
... were playing hide and seek. Einstein started counting so Pascal ran off to hide, but Newton simply drew a square on the floor and stepped in it. Einstein shouted "Ha, found you!", to which Newton simply replied "Nope, 1 Newton per square metre, you found Pascal!"
Einstein, Newton, and Pascal are playing hide and seek.
Einstein, the seeker, turns around and begins his count to 50. Pascal immediately runs off. Newton, however, takes a marker and draws a meter-by-meter square on the ground. When Einstein finishes his count, he turns around and sees Newton standing in his square. When Einstein exclaims that he found Newton, Newton responds with, "No, one Newton over a square meter is a pascal!"
Have you heard of the new senior board game?
It's called "Alzhimers Hide 'N Seek".
It's single-player.
Isaac Newton, Albert Einstein and Blaise Pascal are playing hide and seek
Einstein is counting down while Newton and Pascal are trying to hide. Pascal jumps into the bushes and Newton walks a few steps, picks up a stick, draws a square on the ground and just stands there. Einstein turns around and instantly spots Newton.
- Found you Newton, you lose!
- Now wait a minute good sir, can't you see what I drew below me? I am a Newton on a square meter so technically you found Pascal.
I love playing hide -and - seek during s**...
Especially after I count to ten and shout: "Ready or not here I come!"
I love playing hide-and-seek with my dad!
He's a good hider though. It's been 20 years and I still haven't found him!
Einstein, Newton and Pascal decide to play hide and seek.
Einstein is it, closes his eyes, counts to 10 then opens them.
Pascal is no where to be seen. Newton is sitting right in front of Einstein, with a piece of chalk in his hand. He's sitting in a square drawn on the ground, a meter to a side.
Einstein says Newton, you're terrible, I've found you! Newton says No no, Einy. You've found one Newton per square meter. You've found Pascal!
[Nsfw] My uncle liked to play hide and seek with me
I called it n**... and afraid
Einstein, Newton, and Pascal are playing hide and seek.
Einstein, Newton, and Pascal are playing hide and seek, with Einstein seeking. As he counts down, Pascal goes and hides in the bushes but Newton stands in front of him, takes out a piece of chalk, and draws a square around himself on the ground. When Einstein reaches 0, he looks up and sees Newton and declares, "I've found Newton!"
Newton replies, "No you haven't. You've found one Newton over a square meter. You've found Pascal!"
My idea of starting a professional Hide and Seek tournament was a total disaster.
Good players are hard to find.
When I was younger my parents used to play hide and seek with me.
It's been 30 years and I still haven't found my dad.
Why are snakes so bad at playing hide-and-seek?
Because of their inability to count.
One day , the scientists decided to play hide and seek. When the seeker started to count , everybody but Newton went hiding. Newton drew a square 1m each side right behind the seeker and stepped into it. The seeker found him immediately and declared "Newton, Newton". But Newton refused to lose.
He said: This square covered an area of 1m2. I'm a Newton on 1m2. So I'm Pascal.
Einstein, Newton and Pascal decide to play hide and seek.
It's Einstein's turn. He counts till ten and opens up his eyes.
Pascal is nowhere to be seen.
Newton is sitting right in front of Einstein with a chalk in his hand. He's sitting on a box he's drawn, one metre a side.
Einstein: Newton you're terrible, I can see you!
Newton: No No Einy, you've found one Newton per square metre. You've found Pascal!
Why did Loki throw a tantrum when he couldn't find his brother during a game of hide and seek?
Because he was a Thor loser
Einstein, Newton, and Pascal decide to play hide-and-seek.
Einstein is "It," closes his eyes, counts to 10, and then opens them. Pascal is nowhere to be seen.
Newton is sitting right in front of Einstein, with a piece of chalk in his hand.
He's sitting in a box drawn on the ground, a meter to one side. Einstein says, "Newton, you're terrible, I've found you!"
Newton says, "No no, no. You've found one Newton per square meter.
You've found Pascal!"
Have you ever seen the show n**... & Afraid?
It kinda reminds me of playing hide and seek with my uncle.
3 reasons why my parents are bad at hide and seek.
1. They always hide in their bedroom.
2. They make too much noise.
3. my dad takes a pill that makes him think he is invisible and proceeds to take off his clothes
Albert Einstein, Sir Isaac Newton, and Blaise Pascal are playing hide and seek.
Einstein is it, so he closes his eyes and starts to count. Pascal runs off to hide, but Newton doesn't budge. Right in front of Einstein he bends down and scratches a box in the dirt, one meter on a side. The he just stands there, right in the middle of the box.
Einstein opens his eyes and says "Newton! I found you! You're it!"
"No," says Newton. "You found a Newton in one square meter. You found Pascal!"
Have you heard about the champion of hide and seek?
Me Neither
Been trying to organize a local hide and seek competition, but it's been quite difficult.
Good players are just hard to find.
Einstein, Newton and Pascal play hide and seek.
It's Einstein's turn to be it.
Pascal is nowhere to be found, but Newton draws a 1m X 1m square right in front of Einstein and stands in its centre.
Einstein says, Newton, you're terrible! I found you right away!
Newton replies, No, Einy. You've found one Newton per square meter. You've found Pascal!
Newton, Einstein and Pascal meet in Heaven.
They're bored, so Einstein suggests they play hide and seek. Einstein starts counting to 10. Pascal runs to find a good hiding spot, Newton on the other hand stays in place. He draws a 1 meter by 1 meter square with chalk on the ground and stands in it. Einstein finished counting, turns around, notices Newton and says: Ha, gotcha Newton! , but Newton just replies: Nah man, you got Pascal.
What's something a guy can say while having s**... as well as while playing hide n seek?
Ready or not here I come.
I played hide seek as a kid and the ultimate winner hid so good we never found him. Years later they found him under a pile of dirt
Turns out He won by a landslide
Isaac Newton, Albert Einstein, and Blaise Pascal are playing hide and seek
Einstein is it, and he covers his eyes and begins to count. Pascal runs off to hide, but Newton doesn't move. He leans down, scratches out a square one meter on a side, and just stands there, right in front of Einstein.
Einstein finishes counting, uncovers his eyes, and exclaims "Newton! I found you! You're it!"
Newton replies "No. You found a Newton in a square meter. You found Pascal!"
As a kid I got no respect , I played hide and seek
They wouldn't even look for me
What do you call a blonde skeleton in a closet?
Last year's hide-and-go-seek champion.
s**... is kinda like hide n seek
I close my eyes, count to 10 and yell ready or not here I come!
I won a game of hide and seek at the airport.
I was hidden in plane sight.
Why are leopards so horrible at hide and seek?
Because they're always spotted.
Newton, Pascal and Einstein are playing hide and seek
Einstein starts to count.
Pascal runs off and hides in a bush, while Newton draws a square on the ground and steps into it.
Einstein finishes counting, turns around and sees Newton, "Ha, I have found you Newton!"
Newton however replies, "Nope. One Newton on one square meter is equal to one Pascal."
What's a skeleton in a closet?
Someone who won at hide and seek.
Animals in the jungle played hide and seek, and always…
the leopard was spotted!
Einstein, Newton and Pascal play hide and seek together
Einstein, Newton and Pascal play hide and seek together.
It's Einstein's turn to count, and he closes his eyes. After counting to 10, Pascal runs away and hides.
Newton, on the other hand, very calmly draws a square on the ground, 1 meter on each side, in front of the place that Einstein counted, and goes to the middle of it and starts to wait.
When Einstein reaches 10, he opens his eyes and immediately says, "Newton, I found you!!" he shouts.
Newton smiles and says calmly: "You didn't find me, you found Newton per square meter. So you found Pascal."
I'm trying to organize a hide and seek tournament but it's really difficult... Good players are hard to find."
but it's really difficult... Good players are hard to find
I was playing hide and seek at the hospital...
I kept ending up in ICU.
Why don't husbands play hide and seek on Karwa Chauth?
Because good luck hiding when your wife hasn't eaten all day!