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3 hidden treasure jokes and hilarious hidden treasure puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hidden treasure that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Hidden Treasure Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

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Somali Pirates Can't Find Hidden Treasure Buried in 2007

A bunch of Somali pirates lost their hidden treasure. They last saw their hidden treasure in 2007. They tried everything, bloodhounds, radar, metal detectors, sonar. But they couldn't find their treasure.
One day, one of the pirates had a suggestion.
"Captain, we should break R Kelly out of prison".
The Captain said "This is the dumbest idea I've ever heard, but go ahead. why?"
"Captain, if anybody can find 15 year old b**..., it's this guy!".

What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest?

Berried Treasure.

Pirate pick-up lines

I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest.
Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber.
See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments, Baby.
Nice p**... deck on ya, lassie. Care fer a swabbin'?
Avast, me pretty! Strike your p**... and prepare to be boarded.
I've hidden b**... all over the Caribbean — but never have I seen one like yours!
That's NOT my parrot talking, Sweetie!
That's a lovely pair of 8-pounders you have there.
My peg-leg's ribbed for your pleasure.
Why not climb my main mast and I'll visit your crow's nest.

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