Hidden Jokes
104 hidden jokes and hilarious hidden puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hidden that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article dives into the world of hidden jokes, a type of comedy that relies on cleverly hidden references and puns. Learn how to detect them and unlock the world of hidden humor. Discover ways to use your own hidden talent for creating covert jokes and detective-style puns.
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Funniest Hidden Short Jokes
Short hidden jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hidden humour may include short hide jokes also.
- I think the wife's got me a build-it-yourself scale model of a horse for my birthday next month. I've just found a big piece of it hidden in her bedside drawer.
- I've always suspected my wife was cheating. Yesterday I found the evidence I was looking for... She kept the monopoly money hidden in the cushion of the couch.
- My sister's onlyfans makes a lot of money I'm going to have to tell her when she finds the hidden cameras
- My boss accused me of installing a hidden camera in the woman's toilet. "How do you know it was me, it could be anyone!", I told him.
"I saw you from MY camera!", he replied. - People ask how I'm so prepared for Christmas It's easy I had all presents wrapped and hidden in the attic since august, my girlfriend is going to love her new puppy
- People were astounded to find a stringed instrument hidden within the dry well but it was merely more evidence of the violins inherent in the cistern.
- After 40 years my grandma has finally gotten my grandpa to stop biting his nails. She's hidden his teeth.
- A tiger goes to the gym... ... wearing women's underwear underneath his workout clothes.
When he does squats does that make him a crouching tiger with hidden drag on? - Tesla, Oscar Wilde, and Sherlock Holmes walk into a bar. The punchline of this joke was patented and then hidden by Thomas Edison.
- Terrorists now have a brand new state of the art weapon that can be hidden in plain sight The Galaxy Note 7
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Hidden One Liners
Which hidden one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hidden? I can suggest the ones about invisible and hiding.
- what was Joan of Arc's hidden talent? She could really cook.
- There's a cool hidden feature on Tinder Keep on swiping right and girls get fatter
- I won a game of hide and seek at the airport. I was hidden in plane sight.
- What is written on a very successful hacker's tombstone? R
His IP is well hidden. - I have a hidden talent… That's all I know about it
- What kind of salad dressing does a sneaky burglar use? Hidden Alley Ranch.
- How do you bamboozle a fool? (Spoiler hidden)
- My girlfriend is so bipolar! She's either inflated, or deflated and hidden.
- God I hate hidden microphones They bug me so much!
- What do you call a hidden cow? Cow-moo-flage
- I often break into song The keys are so well hidden
- Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money? In the Piggy bank
- Can a ninja kill you with a hidden bladed circle of metal? Shuriken
- Why is Santa considered a trickster? His contracts always have hidden clauses
- Why did the new guy sent out to get water come back empty handed? It was too well hidden.
Hidden Camera Jokes
Here is a list of funny hidden camera jokes and even better hidden camera puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Apple just announced a new line of hidden camera surveillance products, including a glass that sits on your bathroom sink. They're calling it The iCup.
- I put hidden cameras in every butter factory in the world and will sell access to them, Some people just want to watch the world churn
- Tyson Chicken Factory Farm Caught On Hidden Camera Torturing And Neglecting Animals I guess they were caught choking the chicken?
- Apple has made a small hidden camera popular with voyeurs... ...Its called the iCUP
- Unprecedented Hidden Camera : The Boy Prank ( 02/14/16 ) Catch made by SBT television network in partnership with the film The Boy.
Enjoy - What do you call a hidden camera in a l**... store dressing room? A booby trap!
Hidden Talent Jokes
Here is a list of funny hidden talent jokes and even better hidden talent puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Interviewer: Why should we hire you? Me: I have many hidden talents
Interviewer: Like??
Me: I don't know, they're all hidden. - Hidden talent John: Bro i think i have a hidden talent
Max: Cool what is it
John: Dunno didn't find out yet - Hidden talents I have many hidden talents.
"Like what?"
I wouldn't know, they're hidden. - How would describe 'hidden talent ' in one word? Latent.
- Hidden Talent Person 1: I think I have a hidden talent.
Person 2: Oh cool, what is it?
P1: I don't know, I haven't found it yet. - I have many hidden talents. Just wish I could find 'em.
Hidden Message Jokes
Here is a list of funny hidden message jokes and even better hidden message puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Hidden Message help decode please!
- iPhone 7 hidden message to all buyers "j**..."
Hidden Treasure Jokes
Here is a list of funny hidden treasure jokes and even better hidden treasure puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest? Berried Treasure.
Great Hidden Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
What funny jokes about hidden you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean secret jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hidden pranks.
I found a discount code hidden in the pages of my economics textbook
Now that's a marginal benefit
What makes a sad pirate?
Sunken chest, hidden b**...
A man goes to church to make a confession...
A man goes to church to make a confession to the priest.
"Look. I have a confession to make. During the war, a young, gorgeous woman came to my door looking for somewhere to stay hidden. And I accepted, on the condition that she would repay me every day with s**... favors."
The priest says, "Don't worry, young fellow. You have sinned. You were young and lustful, and God will forgive you."
"Good," the man said. "But I have another question. Do you think I should tell her the war's over?"
Eggs
A couple were married for 25yrs. One day while cleaning their room, she finds a box hidden inside his closet and decides to open it with the thought that her husband is keeping a secret to her. In the box she finds 3 eggs and 10 grand.
This seems very strange so she went to him and asks:
"Why are there 3 eggs in a box in your closet?"
"Well, dear," the husband replies, "everytime I was unfaithful to you, I put an egg in the box."
She's hurt that he had been unfaithful but consoles herself with the fact that they have been married for 25yrs and he had only been unfaithful 3 times.
Wife asks: "Where did the 10 grand come from?"
With head bowed down he answers: "Everytime it reaches a dozen, I sell them!"
What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?
Hidden Run.
Isis has hidden bombs inside alphabet spaghettios.
If they go off they could spell disaster.
The musical doctor
Man: Doctor Doctor I need a cure for my depression.
Doctor: Music is great therapy, here, I'll loan you my old guitar, it's broken but you should get some use out of it.
Man: Hang on, why would you lend me your guitar just like that? Is there some sort of hidden clause in this?
Doctor: Don't worry, there's no strings attached.
ba dum tss.
I'm really looking forward to Halloween this year. I'm doing a SAW themed party for my kids and their friends.
It begins with twelve children locked in the basement and I've hidden the Wi-Fi password inside the stomach of one of them.
Archaeologists have found a hidden chamber in Tutankhamun's tomb
Archaeologists have found a second mummy inside Tutankhamun's tomb. The mummy appears to be covered in chocolate and hazelnuts. Experts believe it is the remains of Pharaoh Rocher.
How to hide your important files from people without making Hidden folders
1. Go to your Desktop and make a new folder named Internet Explorer
2. Change the folder's icon to Internet Explorer
3. Keep it in your favorite corner of the desktop
Now, no one will open internet explorer!
An old farmer wrote a letter to his innocent son in prison:
"This year I'm unable to plant potatoes because I can't dig the ground. I know if you were here you would've helped me."
His son replied: "You idiot, don't dig the ground, I have hidden guns there."
Pretty soon, the Police read the letter, and the very next day the ground was dug by the police, and searched for guns but nothing was found.
The son wrote again: "Now plant your potatoes dad, its the best I could do from here."
A farmer gets a call from his son in prison...
They talk for a bit. The farmer mentions that times have been hard with his son not around, and that he's getting too old to dig up the field. The son responds back, "DAD! NO! That's where all of the bodies are hidden!" The FBI swarms the farm, digging up every inch of the field and the son calls back the next day, "Hey dad, that's the best I can do."
Why did the French invent smokeless powder?
So they could remain hidden after shooting to allow more time for a retreat.
I think the wife's got me a build-it-yourself scale model...
I think the wife's got me a build-it-yourself scale model of a horse for my birthday next month.
I've just found a big piece of it hidden in her bedside drawer.
Two girls in a Catholic convent school.
One whispers to the other: "There's a contraceptive hidden behind the radiator!"
The other whispers back: "What's a radiator?"
little Sally--funny adult joke
Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his w**... today at the playground!" Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's mom asked, "Really small, was it?" Sally replied, "No, salty." Mom fainted.
I watched a documentary on the hidden life of apple poachers
I'm not sure if it's legit, but it shook me to my core.
Everyone knew it was the Spanish train operator who was behind the dead bodies hidden at the train station.
He always had a locomotive.
After my dad died, we found an old book hidden away in his study.
It was bound in some sort of leather, and emblazoned with the title TO SUMMON THE DREADED ANCIENT ONE .
When we opened it, all it contained was gran's phone number.
In the spirit of Easter, I've hidden eggs around the appartment.
In the spirit of April Fools, I'm not telling my roommates.
A man is murdered in a dessert factory.
The defendant is clearly guilty, but the investigators struggle to find the m**... weapon to properly incriminate him. Where could it possibly have been hidden? The lead investigator is at a loss, when one day he suddenly jumps from his desk as it comes to him.
The proof is in the pudding!
A friend of mine makes prayer mats with hidden explosives
I asked how his business is doing, he said: "Great! Prophets are through the roof!"
Critics are comparing Aquaman to Black Panther
At first glance, the movies do appear similar. They both feature ancient sci-fi utopias hidden from the rest of the world. In each movie, theres a fight for the throne in order to stop a war. However, they are ignoring one major difference: the characters in Aquaman can swim.
A thief stole a leaky tin of paint and is well hidden in the mall...
The police found him by following the blueprints.
Hey girl, do you like ranch?
Because I'd like to see your hidden valley.
The police arrested a pilot and a customs agent for running a smuggling ring
They thought they were being careful. But after being shown the evidence, complete with fingerprints, they confessed.
Pilot: "How'd you catch us anyway?"
Detective: "Everything was hidden in plane site."
amid mounting investigations, the White House changed all printers to use 8.5x14 size paper...
...so they could right away answer "Yes", if investigators were to find hidden documents and ask "is this legal?"
A cruise magician...
... Had a parrot who spoiled every trick. You know, like, "That box has a hidden floor".
One day during the performance, the cruise ship exploded, but the magician and the parrot saved themselves on a piece of debris.
They floated along in silence for three days, when the parrot quips "Okay, I give up. How did you manage to make the ship disappear?".
Did you hear about the politician who turned out to have a nonbinary advisor?
I just knew he was following some sort of hidden agender!
My best friend was a chef. He called last week to say that he found a hidden message in his herb and spice rack. He was quite paranoid and later that day he was found dead.
I should have believed him when he said his Thyme was running out.
My wife accused me of cheating when she found a hidden letter...
I should've known better than to hide my X in the closet.
One Bill Gates' divorce
According to Melinda Gates, Bill just didn't Excel at his marriage. Apparently he had no Power Points while arguing, but he always had to have the last Word. And now that he no longer had Access to her heart, the Outlook was not looking good for them. They couldn't work together as Teams. On the Surface they were a perfect couple, but deep down there was hardly any Kinect. He kept everything hidden like an X-Box and she never found it re- Azuring Finally she realized there was no Window of opportunity to stay together.
An Italian man is kidnapped by the mafia…
An Italian man is kidnapped by the mafia, who want him to tell them where his company's money is hidden. They put him in a chair at gunpoint and demand the location, but he won't tell them a single word.
After a while, the mafia members decide that he isn't going to be of any use to them, so they kill him.
At the gates of heaven, god asks the Italian why he didn't just give them the information they needed, and that he probably would still be alive if he had.
The Italian responds, How could I? Those rascals had t**... my hands!
Beware of DNA tests!
In England, young Robert Keystone Townsend II, was given a DNA test from a friend for his birthday, which revealed a terrible family secret: His father was not his actual father, but still related somehow. When confronted with the question of why this horrible truth was hidden from him for so long, his parents replied that they told him hundreds of times that "Bob's your Uncle!"
Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face.
She told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his w**... today at the playground!"
Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut."
Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's mom asked, "Really small, was it?"
Sally replied, "No, salty."
Somali Pirates Can't Find Hidden Treasure Buried in 2007
A bunch of Somali pirates lost their hidden treasure. They last saw their hidden treasure in 2007. They tried everything, bloodhounds, radar, metal detectors, sonar. But they couldn't find their treasure.
One day, one of the pirates had a suggestion.
"Captain, we should break R Kelly out of prison".
The Captain said "This is the dumbest idea I've ever heard, but go ahead. why?"
"Captain, if anybody can find 15 year old b**..., it's this guy!".
When the person who mugs you only finds a dollar in your pocket
John is on his way home late at night when he's attacked by a mugger. After a great struggle, the mugger overcomes him, searches his pockets, but only finds a single dollar.
"What sort of guy puts up a fight like that for just a dollar?" says the mugger.
"I'm not that s**...," says John, "I thought were were after the $500 I've got hidden in my shoe."
My cows started grazing on the hidden m**... patch. I might have to cull the herd.
The steaks have never been higher.
Sauron tortures a hobbit.
Sauron captured Bilbo Baggins and tried to t**... him to tell where the magic ring was hidden. Soon the hobbit blurted out "I think Gollum has it!"
Then Sauron captured Gollum and tortured him, but the old evil and corrupted hobbit wouldn't talk.
It turns out bad hobbits are hard to break.
An Accountant's secret to success.
An accountant in a big firm had a very strange habit. Every morning he used to open his drawer, look at a paper, place the paper back in the drawer and then lock it again.
The trainees were very curious and often wondered if his success was hidden on that piece of paper.
So one day, when the accountant was out, the trainees decided to break the lock. When they broke the lock & took out the paper, it read:
'LEFT IS DEBIT AND RIGHT IS CREDIT'
There are a few hidden advantages of being a citizen of Switzerland.
Their flag itself…is a big plus.
