Hickory Jokes
15 hickory jokes and hilarious hickory puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hickory that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Do you need a good laugh? Read this article to discover a collection of jokes surrounding the classic nursery rhyme "Hickory Dickory Dock". You can expect to find jokes about the mouse running around the clock, the oak that the doctor spoke of and the tiniest of hickories. Don't miss out on these hilarious jokes!
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Funniest Hickory Short Jokes
Short hickory jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hickory humour may include short hardwood jokes also.
- Hickory Dickory Dock Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one and the other got through with only minor injuries.
- If you had to choose... Between eating bacon everyday or being skinny for the rest of your life, would you choose applewood or hickory smoked?
- Hickory, Dickory, Dock ... Three mice ran up the clock,
The clock struck one,
And the rest escaped with minor injuries - If I were to tie a hickory branch around my neck and call it a cravat, I'd be a pretty odd duck. Wooden tie.
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Hickory One Liners
Which hickory one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hickory? I can suggest the ones about maple and hard wood.
- Where do mice park their boats? At the Hickory Dickory Dock!
- Where do mice launch their jetskis? From the Hickory Dickory dock
- What's the 3 blind mices' favorite s**... act? Hickory Dickory Docking
- At my cannibalism resturant, I serve r**... Burger Served with Hickory Mayo.
Comical & Quirky Hickory Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about hickory you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean walnut jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hickory pranks.
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
What do you call someone who did their dissertation on the atrocities of Andrew Jackson?
A Hickory Dickery Doc
A doctor walked into a bar...
Every day after his shift got over. He would always order the same thing. A hazelnut daquiri. The bartender became familiar with this routine, and would always put up a glass at precisely 5:03 PM for the doctor.
One day, as the doctor's time approached, the bartender realised he was out of hazelnut extract. So he quickly replaced it with hickory nuts and set it on the bar.
As soon as the doctor took his seat and took a sip, "this isn't hazelnut" he said! The bartender immediately responded, "I'm sorry, but today you'll have to do with a hickory daquiri doc"
A doctor has a regular routine...
Of visiting his local pub precisely at 5 o'clock daily. Every day the bartender prepares for his arrival by having his hazelnut daiquiri made and waiting for him. One day, the bartender goes to prepare the drink when he discovers he is all out of hazelnut. He quickly decides to use hickory hoping the doctor would not notice. The doctor comes in at 5 o'clock and taking a seat, draws a sip from the drink waiting for him. He immediately spits it out exclaiming, "This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri!" "No." replies the bar keep. "It's a Hickory Daiquiri Doc."
