Hick Jokes
22 hick jokes and hilarious hick puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hick that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Hick Short Jokes
Short hick jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hick humour may include short hock jokes also.
- We rushed my pregnant wife to hospital last night. She could feel contractions and with everyone ahe was singing "unbreak my heeearrt" Turns out it was just Toni Braxton Hicks
- People who are pro-life shouldn't protest clinics... ...they should be protesting cemeteries.
Credit to Bill Hicks. - Hey, did you hear? Hope Hicks is set to resign as White House Communications Director. I guess you could say Trump has No Hope Left. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- I'm not saying the rural county I live in is full of hicks but instead of Uber We have Goober
- What's the worst part of being a member of the Farmers Only dating website? Unsolicited hick-pics.
- What's the difference between r**... and a political advisor? Some hicks got the president into the White House, and another Hicks got him out.
- Jimmy Hendrix died in a pool of his own v**... Do you guys know how much v**... it takes to fill up a pool?
(*Bill Hicks?) - What do you call a bunch of r**... Canadians playing Minecraft? Blocky Hicks with Hockey Sticks.
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Hick One Liners
Which hick one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hick? I can suggest the ones about honk and dickens.
- What do you call a cup with a Confederate flag on it? A Hiccup!
Get it? Hick-cup? - What do you call pop-country music? Hick-Hop
- What do hicks and hickeys have in common? They are both red necks.
- Why is Denis Leary a star while Bill Hicks is unknown? Because there's No Cure for Cancer
- Hey, did you hear? Hope Hicks is set to resign as White House Communications Director.
- Honestly, I can't say Bill Hicks' comedy has aged too well. I mean... he's dead.
- Q: What do you call a country bumpkin from Michigan's Upper Peninsula? A: A hick-UP
- What do you call it when an i**... hick steals ...a six finger discount.
- Which steak do racist hicks prefer, t-bone or r**...? T-r**....
- Where do r**... eat in the city? Hick-fil-a
- What do you call a ginger(red head) hick? A ginger-i**...!
Great Hick Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
What funny jokes about hick you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean crick jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hick pranks.
Hickory Dickory Dock
Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one and the other got through with only minor injuries.
hickory dickory dock,
The mouse went up the clock. The clock struck One, and the other two got away with minor injuries.
Hickory Dickory Dock...
Three mice ran up the clock
The clock struck one
But the rest escaped with minor injuries.
(Something my grandfather told me when I was five)
Alabama college kid visiting Boston
So this Alabama Crimson Tide football player is visiting Boston. He's at a party and sees this pretty blonde girl, want to chat her up.
Goes over and says "What college does you go to?" She's not impressed by his down south accent and general rural hick ways, so she says "Yale." and looks away.
He lean over to her ear and says "WHAT COLLEGE DOES YOU GO TO?"
Hickory, Dickory, Dock ...
Three mice ran up the clock,
The clock struck one,
And the rest escaped with minor injuries
Hickory dickory dock, the mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one
The rest barely escaped with their lives
Hickery dickery dock. The mice ran up the clock.
The clock struck one,
And the others suffered minor injuries.
A guy moves way way out to the country...
...miles from anything. One day there's a knock at the door, and he opens it to find a guy in full hayseed regalia, overalls, thermal shirt, the works.
Hick: "Howdy, new neighbor! Would ya like to come to a party at my place tonight?"
New guy: "Well, sure! I'm new to these parts, I sure would love to meet the locals."
Hick: "I gotta warn ya, there'll be some drinkin'."
New guy: "That's OK, I could use a drink."
Hick: "There'll be some salty language."
New guy: "That won't bother me."
Hick: "...and some rough s**...."
New guy: "Hey, I'm in! How about if I bring a case of wine?"
Hick: "Nah, a bottle should do: it's just you and me."
Hickory dickory dock, three mice ran up the clock
The clock struck one, but the other two got away.
