The Best 8 Hick Jokes
Following is our collection of funniest Hick jokes. There are some hick backwoods jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hick drinkin puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Funny Hick Jokes and Puns
Hickory Dickory Dock
Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one and the other got through with only minor injuries.
Hickory Dickory Dock...
Three mice ran up the clock
The clock struck one
But the rest escaped with minor injuries.
(Something my grandfather told me when I was five)
Hickory, Dickory, Dock ...
Three mice ran up the clock,
The clock struck one,
And the rest escaped with minor injuries
Alabama college kid visiting Boston
So this Alabama Crimson Tide football player is visiting Boston. He's at a party and sees this pretty blonde girl, want to chat her up.
Goes over and says "What college does you go to?" She's not impressed by his down south accent and general rural hick ways, so she says "Yale." and looks away.
He lean over to her ear and says "WHAT COLLEGE DOES YOU GO TO?"
Hickory dickory dock, the mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one
The rest barely escaped with their lives
Hickery dickery dock. The mice ran up the clock.
The clock struck one,
And the others suffered minor injuries.
What do hicks and hickeys have in common?
They are both red necks.
What do you call it when an inbred hick steals
...a six finger discount.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the hick bub jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working hick aggie piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.