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ANOTHER nun sat outside a bar in Ireland...

Sipping from a bottle of whiskey, and quite inebriated, when the local Gard walks past.
"Sister Mary", he asks "what in God's name are you doing?!"
"Not to worry, sergeant. I'm trying to *hic* cure the Mother Superior's constipation."
"And how is you being in this state going to help the Mother Superior with her constipation exactly?!"
"Cos when she sees me like this", Sister Mary replied, "she'll be shittin a brick!"

Did you hear about the band of roving pirate toddlers?

They spend their days sailing the Hi-C

What drink do Pirates get at McDonald's?

The Hi-C!

This just in: A Burger King employee in Kalispell, Montana was arrested today after being caught putting v**... in the orange Hi-C.

Local police say it was the first reported case of a Flathead screwdriver.

Moses parts the Hi-C...

...To save the juice

What's a shrimp boat captain's favorite drink?

Hi-C

What is a pirate's favorite drink?

The HI-C!
(punchline must be said in proper pirate voice)
(this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)


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