Hibernation Jokes
4 hibernation jokes and hilarious hibernation puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hibernation that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh out loud with these hilarious hibernation jokes! Enjoy jokes that bear puns and quips about sleep, bear snoozing, and even hangovers. Get ready to hear some funnies about bear hibernation!
Share These Hibernation Jokes With Friends
Hilarious Hibernation Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What is a good hibernation joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A family of moles
A family of moles awakens from hibernation. The father mole pokes his head out of the hole and says "I smell tulips it must be spring". The mother mole pokes her head out of the hole and says " I smell cherry blossoms it must be spring". The baby mole is trying to squeeze between his parents but gets stuck and says "all I smell is molasses"
What do you call a bear that loves springtime? A bear-y excited hibernator!
A family of moles wake up from hibernation.
They start digging up to the surface to get some air and stretch their legs. When they arrive, there's a layer of concrete that wasn't there before. They dig around the concrete and Papa mole pokes his head out and smells fresh pancakes.
Oh, they must have built a pancake house up there! It smells great!
Mama mole, right behind Papa, sniffs and says, Oh wow, the syrups smell delicious!
Baby mole, in the hole behind both Papa and Mama says Yuck! All I can smell are molasses from back here!
What's the opposite if Hibernation?
Goodbyebernation.
Share These Hibernation Jokes With Friends