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Hibernating Bears Jokes

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What do you call a bear that loves springtime? A bear-y excited hibernator!

Trump just lifted the ban on hunting hibernating bears

In other words, this gun law says "You have the right to bear" arms.

Mama bear to Papa bear: "Well... You might call it hibernating — I call it goofing off ."

What animals hibernate?

Bearly anyone

Bearable

There was a guy who went bear hunting. When he finally got close to a bear he went to aim and his rifle jammed. The bear charged him and he hollered: Wait a minute Mr. Bear my gun is jammed . The bear said OK we can talk this over. The man said Woo sounds great, well Mr. Bear I was only hunting for a new fur coat for the winter that is coming up. The Bear said That sounds good, because I was looking for a good meal before I hibernate for the winter myself. SO THEY LEFT THE MEETING WITH BOTH WISHES SATISFIED.

What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.

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