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22 hibernate jokes and hilarious hibernate puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hibernate that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Hibernate Short Jokes

Short hibernate jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hibernate humour may include short jokes also.

  1. I'm glad the Chicago Cubs finally won the World Series. 108 years of hibernation just doesn't seem healthy.
  2. After coming out of hibernation the Philae Lander has some tough decisions. Reserve that free Windows 10 upgrade or not...?
  3. Trump just lifted the ban on hunting hibernating bears In other words, this gun law says "You have the right to bear" arms.
  4. What do you call an animal that hibernates with a disorder that makes their moods change quickly? A Bipolar bear
  5. Mama bear to Papa bear: "Well... You might call it hibernating — I call it goofing off ."

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Hibernate One Liners

Which hibernate one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hibernate? I can suggest the ones about and .

  1. What do you call a bear that loves springtime? A bear-y excited hibernator!
  2. What's the opposite if Hibernation? Goodbyebernation.
  3. I read an article on the hibernation of animals. It's winter resting.
  4. Time to train for my favourite winter sport. Extreme Hibernation....
  5. What animals hibernate? Bearly anyone
  6. Do cats hibernate? Because my cat hasnt been moving for a month
  7. What do they call it when a fat guy goes to sleep Answer: hibernation
  8. What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster? He hibernated in the summer.

Hibernate Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about hibernate you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hibernate pranks.

A family of moles

A family of moles awakens from hibernation. The father mole pokes his head out of the hole and says "I smell tulips it must be spring". The mother mole pokes her head out of the hole and says " I smell cherry blossoms it must be spring". The baby mole is trying to squeeze between his parents but gets stuck and says "all I smell is molasses"

A family of moles wake up from hibernation.

They start digging up to the surface to get some air and stretch their legs. When they arrive, there's a layer of concrete that wasn't there before. They dig around the concrete and Papa mole pokes his head out and smells fresh pancakes.
Oh, they must have built a pancake house up there! It smells great!
Mama mole, right behind Papa, sniffs and says, Oh wow, the syrups smell delicious!
Baby mole, in the hole behind both Papa and Mama says Yuck! All I can smell are molasses from back here!